In France, there's a saying "Qui veut aller loin ménage sa monture", which more or less means that if you want to travel far, you'd better treat your horse.

Well, let's find out with this carrot-based philosophy lesson !

(def a horse and not a crayfish)

As the title suggests, your goal is simply to Eat Food. It's not as easy as you might think. Is this a meditation on chronic irritable bowel conditions? Music courtesy of Nosoapradio.us.

You are a piggy. You really want to eat carrots for lunch. Uh oh! There is wolves running around! Good thing they are stupid! However, sometimes they catch your scent and come running! Look out! Get as many carrots as you can before your inevitable death!