warning: surgery
mario gets pilonidal cyst surgery after falling too many times
this came to me in a vision while i was shaving
Contains two endings. One of them makes perfect sense, one doesn't.
2018 UPDATE: Now adheres more strictly to Knytt Underground canon (i.e. Juni always has black limbs now) and includes another secret bonus ending. Tell all your friends!
2018 UPDATE EDIT: There were some exclamation points that weren't colored in correctly.
Abduct people and surgically remove their sadness. They'll thank you later.