uuuummmm, this is more than 2 hours. maybe it was 8 hours. i made it in Scratch. you're a drug dog. also, there's a drone music mode for staring at a line of people.

it's a flash file. SCRATCH, i love it.

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A TRUE VIDEO GAME NASTY

Twine Game made in tired haze.

Drug content, vaguely sexual in concept.

Gonzo Twine.

Font Used: http://www.1001fonts.com/1980-portable-font.html

A spin-off based on a few of the rooms in Healy's Oh Man Go Time Gaiden, which was itself a spin-off of my level Oh Man Go Time. Angry Sonata, also by Healy, was another source of inspiration.

Basically, I wanted to submit three games in a row with gaiden in the title.

Special thanks to Fabien Porée's mysterious friend for making the data corrupter I used for some of the graphics.

Originally made for Klik of the Month Klub #57, but transplanted into Pirate Kart V.

Well, it turns out I couldn't finish Oh Man Go Time Gaiden by the end of the Kart, so have this nice demo that'll whet your appetite while hopefully not giving away too many surprises. I don't know how accessible this is to people who haven't played the "Oh Man Go Time" series, but most of the stuff you need to know is contained in the intro. I swear, I swear I'll finish this (in fact I'll probably edit the finished version onto this page).

Ingredients:
5 oz of Space
Pinch of Star dust
1 Warp Core
2 tbsp of Space Cocaine
Pinch of endangered asteroid
Add space prostitutes, to taste

Directions:
-Mix all ingredients together.
-Throw the mix into the sun to cook.
-Go forward in time, to the heat death of the universe to receive completed product.
-Serves one.

A snake game where you control a cow eating mushrooms. The more you eat, the more stoned you become and the less sense the world makes. KNOW YOUR LIMITS. Use arrow keys to move about

Guide Yoshi the Super Happy Dinosaur to his melon stash so he can eat melons! Err, wait, what's that thing? Should Yoshi eat it? Well, it looks close enough like food, so why not?

Shift to jump, Ctrl to eat melons. Down to enter the pipe.

Edit: Bugfix release so you can't shoot multiple tongues and have them coming out of your feet.

A nature-walking simulation. Experience the wonders of a simulated outdoor environment, free of the mental clutter of actual productive life. Maybe, by being unencumbered and unclothed both figuratively and literally, you will discover something new about the world that you hadn't noticed until now?

Arrows - walk left and right. You will randomly have epiphanies as you walk.

Hold down the D, R, U and G keys to take the drugs you brought, 'just in case you get bored'.

Massive delays due to music export issues, but the level itself was made in about 2 hours. It's a sequel to Oh Man Go Time!

There are sharks that are doing drugs. That's not good! Sharks shouldn't be doing drugs! Stop them. Be the SHARK NARC.

Arrow keys move around, spacebar shoots. Some sharks will occasionally light it up, and if you see one doing it shoot them. If you shoot an innocent, YOU LOSE!

Be the best. Be the hero. Be SHARK NARC.