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  • user warning: Table './glorioustrainwrecks/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT COUNT(sid) AS count FROM sessions WHERE timestamp >= 1664881452 AND uid = 0 in /var/www/glorioustrainwrecks/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 175.
  • user warning: Table './glorioustrainwrecks/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT DISTINCT u.uid, u.name, s.timestamp FROM users u INNER JOIN sessions s ON u.uid = s.uid WHERE s.timestamp >= 1664881452 AND s.uid > 0 ORDER BY s.timestamp DESC in /var/www/glorioustrainwrecks/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 175.
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A Faster Computer

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A game i created solely to make a joke on computer crashes. Top features include a wide variety of things to avoid, The glitchiest parallax scrolling on the market, a faux mode 7 perspective that causes bikes to be in midair for no reason, and a strange application of prime numbers to make the title screen music.

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Catatoniac

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Some people just aren't prepared for the call to adventure.

Controls:
Arrows to do nothing
Z, X or space to do nothing
Mouse click to grab bricks, dollars or people.
You can only drag things for a limited time!

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