You must be the ULTIMATE KUNG-FU master and DODGE ALL OF THE SHURIKENS. You have a HITBOX, USE IT WISELY. Also the Shurikens change direction and speed. ALSO BEWARE OF THE SHURIKEN ROCKETS.

The controls and story are in-game.

This is based on an unreleased game of mine which I never finished, which itself was based on the old Macintosh shareware game Diamonds. There's also some inspiration from Messhof's Punishment: The Punishing and VVVVVV.

Guide this constantly bouncing Pong-like ball out of this dungeon-like environment. Break through the orange blocks (above the start) and blue blocks (below the start) and avoid the purple objects. You must be the same colour as the block to break it.

This thing is kind of dry and could probably do with a more interesting design, but w/e.

Left, right: Move.
Up, down: Speed up or slow down, depending on your current velocity.

EDIT: Endless respawn bug and some sticky wall bugs fixed.

Videogame hero! Pick up you phaser and rid the place of the demon threat!.

Your phaser can only fire three shots per minute, how will you survive?

( KNP version also on Internet Archive now too)

YOU ARE AN OCTOPUS THAT WAS BORN WITH A PROBLEM.
YOU CAN ONLY BE SEEN FOR A SPLIT SECOND.
YOU MUST AVOID PENGUINS USING ARROW KEYS.

Instructions and everything in game.

(Not really nominated for GOTY 2012)

You had a long day at work. You just want to get home and play some video games. Sadly everyone in the city seems eager to detain you. You seem to not have enough money for the bus and the one you were on broke down. Take your laserdiscs and defend yourself as you earn enough to take the next bus. Who knew getting home would be so hard?

The Prequel to BUTTON MASH BOSS BATTLE....Sorta....Not really. No.

And yes,I made another game. Yay.

You are a biologist trapped on a strange world full of fungal spores and full-grown mushrooms, armed only with an anti-spore cannon. Can you survive the onslaught? No, you can't. But you might have fun trying.

Please note that this game is very fast and exceptionally difficult, but it is possible to win. Probably. Just because no one ever has doesn't mean it's impossible, right?

Use WASD to move and IJKL to shoot. Refresh the page to restart, which you're likely to do quite frequently.

Works best in Chrome or Firefox.

Toy Temp is Eric Emery, Henry Faber, Dann Toliver, and Jennie Faber

The Evil Butterfly Empire stands to destroy all the universe and the only ones that can save everything are the Space Cats. Armed with lasers made from love they hope to stand against the majestic menace.