You took too much [DRUG] and missed the shuttle launch. Or maybe you're too early? It's really hard to tell. Maybe you shouldn't have taken all of that [DRUG].

Meander about the valley with [WASD]

Observe the perfect harmony of the world with [MOUSE]

Contemplate the meaning of existence with [ENTER]

Download standalone win/mac here for full screen experience

http://www.mediafire.com/?zflweai85pmq0q6

or play sad tiny shrimpy web embed version above

Control time in an alien planet!

Little game with a Ball trying to chain colors, in a rotating circle.

Made in 6 hours with Tululoo Game Maker!

Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:

"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."

This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.

Use the mouse to move and click to fire. Probably a huge CPU hog.

This is an unauthorised sequel to the Game Maker game Flood The Chamber. Hop to the top and get to freedom! You can survive anything except for the lava, which will kill you.