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World Of Explore PRO Edition (ordered by Sergio Cornaga)

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Unseen, a delivery bot arrives at your front door. It deposits a package through your door- if you didn't before, you have a handy mailbox slot now. A screeching, robotic voice begins to blare.

"You have NEW MAIL, Sergio Cornaga! Enjoy, and farewell... Beep boop."

Open the parcel upwards, and inside is a brand new copy of "WORLDLY ADVENTURES UPON THE FORSAKEN AGES OF KEEN KNOWLEDGE, PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY, AND EXTERIOR EXPLORATION [EXPERT PROFESSIONAL USER EDITION FOR HOME USE ONLY]", known as "World of Explore PRO Edition" for short-hand/case. What a day it is to recieve such a fantastic thing!!

Also included is a letter... What could it say? Well, the following:

"Hello valued (CUSTOMER NAME),

"This copy is registered to USER ID#100000000000000, that is to say, you! Your purchase code can be found inside as well, which necessary to pass the state of the art DRM (Digit Retention Multitasker) that WoE PRO Edition includes to counter rampant piracy. No user input is required, for it (or, lack thereof) will be automatically detected. We hope you have a good customer experience. Complaints can be directed to your window.

"To re-brandish the benefits of upgrade from ShareWare "Worldly Explorations Of Joy" to the the PRO Edition you are now a proud, correct owner of, here is a complete list of benefits:

  • 6 New characters to play as, bringing the total to 12!
  • 3 New "sub-zones", one in each area. Explore them all today!
  • Expansive, all-encompassing soundtrack to fit your many moods.
  • More than 50 different personalities to meet and greet and learn from!
  • Advanced DRM to make sure nobody can break into your unique copy.
  • AND MORE! Pay $4999.99 by mail to get a secondary unlock code for extra content!

"Thank you dear (CUSTOMER NAME) for your purchase! And remember, DO NOT LET ANYBODY ELSE PLAY IT FOR THAT WILL BE A BREACH OF CONTRACT AND NOT TOLERATED. Thank you again for supporting this Wonders of Edutainment production (executively co-produced by all lowercase, jery nail).

"PS. We greatly appreciate your patience in waiting two weeks 500 days 1 year, 11 months, and 18 days for this amazing package!"

Hmm. Well, alright. Let's pop the disc in the computer and see what happens next...

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Learn 100 Words: One At A Time!

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Welcome To Learn 100 Words: One At A Time Edition!

This program features 100 "Words" (or games) that you can tackle all in a row or one at a time. Progress is always saved automatically (and rewarded!), so have no worries in your play!

Features:
- 100 Words/Levels to complete
- 10 "Level Selection" pages
- 3 gameplay modes, two of which are unlocked through play
- 10 Game Mode Action Types, such as "Spell The Word", "Identify The Word", and "Platformer"
- Over 200 vocal clips
- Approximately 70 "sound effects" samples
- (Mostly) Unoriginal Soundtrack featuring 100 songs, over an hour and a half in length
- Al the Alien, the award-winning NPC/AI who will guide you through your learning objectives
- COMING SOON: Exploration guide of tips and tricks to getting the most out of Learn 100 Words

Original Program Description:
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Learn 100 Words: One At A Time!

Welcome to Learn 100 Words: One At A Time Edition © 2015! In this program, you will select one of 100 possible words to learn, each hidden behind a number representing the categorization of it for both purposes of record keeping, as well as that of keeping the 100 words available as a bit of a surprise to be learnt by you, one at a time!

The goal of each game, you can call them, is to establish your understanding of the word on display. How you do this varies. Sometimes you must answer a quiz. Sometimes you must think hard about how to go outside of the box and really understand. Each "game" shall tell you how to approach it so that you do not need to play them in any order to grow understanding, it will come over time naturally.

If you are ever caught struggling, you may be asked to have the "game" offer you a hint, which can be paused and replayed at will with no penalty. So do not worry about pressing it as often as needed, or even more!

The "games" will also give you pointers on when you have gotten something correct, or have gotten something wrong, so you can experiment and understand the effects your choices have on your progress. And also you may turn off the music and/or the other sounds as you please, if they are distracting or some such.

I hope you greatly enjoy Learn 100 Words: Learn 1 At One Time Edition 2015©!
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The Illogical Journey of the Zambonis (Full Version)

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Help the Zambonis reach Zamboniville and maybe solve a few puzzles along the way!

Sound recommended.

Controls: Click on things

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BONZI BUDDY LEARNS NOT TO WORSHIP EVIL GODS

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First person to make sense of this gets 100 billion dollars AND A NEEEEEEEEW CAR!

(NOTE: Both the money and car are imaginary)
(Made with a friend on Teamviewer)

Author: 
Smedis2
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KIRBY'S SPELLING WORLD TOUR

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(I decided to cheat just because I was bored.)

EDUTAINMENT SOFTWARE INC BRINGS YOU A NEW GAME STARRING KIRBY!
TEACH KIDS HOW TO SPELL A WORD (spoilers) CORRECTLY!
HOURS OF ENTERTAIN FROM EDUTAINMENT SOFTWARE INC!

Author: 
Smedis2
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Drake And Josh And A Volcano

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Based on this image, you must prevent Drake and Josh from making the ultimate sacrifice.

Author: 
KRASHMASTERS SOFTWARE DIVISION
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Passage 9: Let's Learn About The Digestive System!

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Another hit in the seminal "Passage" series of games, Passage 9 uses the patented "Meaning Through Play" method to teach you all about what's going on inside your body!

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Jaguar Quiz

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Test you knowledge of jaguars with this very difficult quiz game.

Author: 
yuliy
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Guide of Identification of Musical the Instruments of Frobnia

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Are you burdensome with troubles of music instruments of surplus and not of knowing they name? Helpful this program, directly from Ministry of Muzikanalytik of People's Glorious Democratic Republic of East Frobnia and Territories, to sorting out and teaching distinct between ham bone and harp of Jew! If you cannot with the identification, let us sorten you out! In simple asking of many many questions, we determination of which instruments of music are your troublings!

Author: 
Rowan Lipkovits
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MARRY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHOOTOUT 2012

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shoot Rousseau using the w, a, and d keys. lovingly crafted over the course of about an hour.

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