Ever wondered why the people can't get to vote on the new pope?

Ever wished to do that yourself? To have the freedom of choosing? To have a voice?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!

Or at least almost can! With the Simulator of a Pope Shop, or simply SimPopeShop!

What you have to do is simple:
1) First you select the pope you want to buy
2) Then you pay by shredding tears so that the Room of Tears can have some effect.
3) Presto!

Be aware that as I was making this I thought to myself "Wow, this kind of disturbing."

Anyway, the basic background for this is that I'm writing satiric Christian fanfic on this forum I go to. Since Knytt Stories is basically fanfic already I thought, why not make a Knytt level for it? This has two endings, by the way.

worp
took forever to get this uploaded but i finished it (close) to the time limit.