Still horribly broken.
For now, just shoot the aliens in an awkward way.
More to come (I hope :P)

"Grey Aliens playing some kind of game."

Turn-based sport game for two players.
You have a team of three aliens.
On your turn, a random alien on your team is selected. You have 3+1d6 moves.
Press LEFT and RIGHT to turn and UP to move forward.
Press DOWN to switch to another random alien on your team.
Push the ball into either goal to score a point.
Score 5 points to win.

edit: forgot to mention anywhere; WASD is mapped to same as arrow keys, so you can have one player use WASD other player use arrows, or alternate on the same whatever.

Soooo, I focused on an aspect of Pokemon and ended up with a game that has nothing to do with Pokemon but you know, like, whatever.

Alien Zit 10,000 is the hot new game from Capital World Games! Did you love The Alien Zit? Did you love The Alien Zit 2000? Of course not, they were awful! And so is this.

You are Doya, SPACE HUNTER! Shoot alien zits to increase your multipliers! Miss alien zits to decrease your multipliers! Win the game to win the game!

All graphics, sound, and music were hand-produced by me during the two-hour time limit, which is I think a first for me.

Spin battleships, and sink and raise them. Get more points for greater risk! Fun for the whole office!

As a Kim Jong Il body double in a permanent kneel and flex it is your duty to destroy the alien invaders. DON'T SCREW IT UP.

Elvis has been kidnapped by aliens, and needs your help to escape -- through the power of song! Recreate his number one hits and escape a really uncomfortable fate!

jesus christ i have a cold and knp crashed like three times
have this

fuck eye world god i hate it so fucking much