MULTIPLE THINGS ARE PARODIED IN THIS GAME!
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-Max Payne
-Call Of Duty
-Art Games
-Top Down Shooters

I have no idea why I made this. Press Shift to fire, and you have 2 shots per "barrel".
Enjoy.

OBJECTION!

Lawyers who solve their problems with giant tanks, what more could you want? #smug
(Also there's hidden bosses)

PRESS ENTER TO START, Z TO LAUNCH OBJECTION ROCKET AND X TO LAUNCH HOLD IT FLAMETHROWER.

YOU MUST WIN TO BE ATTORNEY JESUS.

This probably is gonna take hours to upload

FULL VERSION ENJOY BLARGH

press z and x to do stuff

SAVE THE UNIVERSE FROM THE PLAGUE OF APATHY WITH THE JOEL FORCE, ACTIVE DESTROYERS OF ALL THAT IS SLOTH, USING A DYNAMIC TEAM OF JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, AND JOEL TO FIRE LAZERS FROM EACH OF 5 EXCITING MOUTHS SCREAMING THE MORAL RIGHTS OF ALL!

See kids? This is why Asteroids and Danmaku don't mix.
Instructions in-game.
And yes,this gets VERY,VERY hard.

BASED (loosley) ON THE CLASSIC TV SHOW,YOU PLAY AS LION-O AND DO THINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT AND STUFF.
INSTRUCTIONS IN GAME.

Side-scrolling shooter with a single stage, including boss at the end.

Move with arrows. Shoot with spacebar.

Press spacebar to start game or close the game over and game victory screens.

Graphics adapted from Openclipart.org and Wikimedia Commons.
"Bullets" created in the Game Maker 5.2 internal editor.
Sound effects created with Dr. Petter's sfxr
Background music from Tirol's midi works:
http://tirolmusic.blogspot.com.br/search/label/Tchaikovsky

Have you ever wondered what life was like as an everyday boss in bullet hell.