This is just a single difficult puzzle similar to the sort you might find in Karoshi 2.0 or The Impossible Quiz. You must "think outside the box" and come up with a very specific solution to this seemingly impossible task of your own accord. I will reveal the solution in a day or two.

Note: there might be a bug that causes it to be solved immediately. Please disregard this if it occurs.

An interactive fiction inspired by the Village People song of the same name. It is a game about going west. Or is it?

Use an interpreter such as Gargoyle to run it: http://ccxvii.net/gargoyle/

I knocked this together pretty quickly as I have some work to do, but I'm pretty happy with how far I took such a simple concept. Which wasn't that far, but still!

WHAT THE FANS SAY:

"this is much better than the path" - daphaknee

You are a rogue mining robot, who decided to mine in a place deemed unsafe for robotkind. Can you clear away all the blocks before everything crushes down on you?

The sequel to a one button adventure game prototype I made five years ago.

If you're using a 64-bit operating system, download this version.

[link to the game]

You are an owl, and you drop nitroglycerin. It destroys the level! Get the delicious ham, that is probably actually a chicken leg.

push those blocks

Click and drag the pieces around to complete the puzzle.

draw string (100, 100), "Jumps! A game with 7 levels", &HFFFFFFFF
draw string (100, 120), "Left and right arrow keys move", &HFFFFFFFF
draw string (100, 132), "When you move, you will teleport to a random tile of equal value", &HFFFFFFFF
draw string (100, 144), "Get to the smiley with as few moves as possible", &HFFFFFFFF
draw string (100, 156), "Press key to start...", &HFFFFFFFF

In summary:
-Press the right arrow key to randomly go to one of the red tiles
-Press the left arrow key to randomly go to one of the blue tiles
-Get to the smiley in as few moves as possible
-Final score is shown after all 7 levels are played; it is 1000 - number of moves

It's like knocking over dominoes, except with explosions...?