The life of a Bomb is harsh.

The rain always puts me in a contemplative mood. It gets me asking questions. Why is it raining hamburgers? What is wrong with my metabolism? Who installed all these toilets? And what does this all have to do with the Cattle Killer? I don't know if I'll ever find out the answer to these questions. All I know is that I need to keep on fighting.

Controls:
Arrows: Move
Shift: Jump/Confirm

Credits: Uses Pencerkoff's fat guy sprite from Assemblee and a ton of KNP klip art. Flash port courtesy of bc_. I no longer remember where I got the MIDI versions of "Why Don't We Do It In The Road" and "Let The Rain Fall Down" from.

Lasertopia is a delightful romp in a world made entirely of lasers: some good, some bad, and some just plain ugly. Jump, run, collect. Die by lasers.

try to get to the banana (: more fun if you just play it. play play play!!!

Created on pure unadulterated lack of sleep! I don't even fully understand what I meant! Kick some serious brigand/pirate/drow butt in this platform beat 'em shoot! Read a riveting story as you proceed! With the new storytelling technology presented, you can almost FEEL the writer's block as you progress through the story! Amazing!