Type: Telecommunicative tape
[DESCRIPTION WITHHELD AT THE REQUEST OF THE DEPARTMENT OF ORDER]
CLASS C-1: Artifact damaged beyond practical use. This copy exists for novelty and historical record. If this is an interactive artifact, participatory elements may be non-functional.

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(In a rare credit: thanks to Freak3r from Freesound for several of the sound effects and music clips in this "game.")