Can you survive a conversation with your new stepfather without hurting his feelings?

EDIT: Re-uploaded with controls that actually make sense now!

EDIT EDIT: Now works on Windows 10! Tell your friends!

My first KotM! Hooray!

This game is about clicking and the Moon. You probably shouldn't click the Moon.

Watch TV!

Click the "next" button to change channel, and the arrows to control the man.

Some candy goes well with other candy. Also, some people are alchemists. Hey, you’re an alchemist! Even though you lack some of the more useful alchemical tools like a philosopher’s stone, your shadowy laboratory is stocked with some delicious candy. Which you will use. Alchemically. What will you make? What will you discover? It’s up to you in Candy Alchemist!

A collaboration between Snapman and WordRescue.

There's been a terrible flood! Just what does a man with a working Spanish Galleon do? TAKE IT OFF SOME SWEET JUMPS THAT'S WHAT.

Use the mouse. Wind the frog

How do you kill a Circus? The second-greatest trainwrecks version of a lame joke ever!

Use your mouse to escape from the deadly snakes! Please note that there actually is a good ending if you get far enough.

oh god its so annoying :<

Can you zip through five block-smashing screens before the time runs out!?