joe just wants to read his garfs!!! give him what he wants

takes about five minutes to beat the main quest, then continue on in the "procedurally" "generated" "sandbox mode". Requires a stable internet connection to run properly.

"this is really polished but I don't understand why you made it" -our playtesters

It's christmas! Decorate the trees! Have lots of fun! Because this is a fun game.

How do you kill a Circus? The second-greatest trainwrecks version of a lame joke ever!

Use your mouse to escape from the deadly snakes! Please note that there actually is a good ending if you get far enough.

You're a steamboat in a weird river thing! Press left and right to move left and right. It's really a peaceful adventuretrip.

Words cannot describe.

Alladin really hates penguins! He hates them so much that he's going to kill them with the fast food industry somehow! AND YOU GOTTA HELP HIM! Use the mouse to murderdeathkill some penguins, bro!