Pilot infinitesimal spherical cows in time trials inspired by classic top-down driving and spaceflight games.

Although this is an action game, planning and forethought are more important than fast reflexes. Each of the five tracks has a different optimal line for each of the eight cows, and quick reactions won't undo bad decisions.

Goal times represent reasonable laps, not perfect ones. With practice, you can surpass the goals by a total of eight minutes or more.

Controls are keyboard only.

LYRICS

yan tan tethera dairy meat and leather are abstract as a particle

methera pip sethera boviniferous ether a field indescribable

lethera hovera covera cosmic laws above are all bound in you inertially

newtonian assumption of the frictionless illusion of the artificial knowable

ride the quantum mechanical bull

CHANGELOG

1.1: fixed a crash bug that could be triggered by letting Angus or Holstein return to absolute zero velocity after motion

This is an old game that predates the current GT submission system. I am reuploading it so that all my GT games will show up on this page: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/games/*/sylvie

Sky Tower is an annoying top-down platformer. Move with the arrow keys and press X to jump.

You appear not to be in control of your arms.
Bystanders may be in danger.
A tinfoil hat might help?
Reunite with your child and give them a proper hug.
(Made for Molyjam NYC.)

Update:

v1.1: -- one new gameplay mechanic, two new rooms, four new bystanders, thirteen new pieces of tinfoil, zero new easter eggs, debug keys removed or better squirreled away, slightly augmented fifth room clue, a few minor bugs squashed, 'hallway' room's doors open faster, N Key will now speed through the intro and outro screens, first room's tinfoil text appears more quickly, cute but capricious switch-up removed from ninth room, your child loves you just a little bit more.