This game is for bc_, merry klikmas!

I played a little fast and loose with your requests, but I hope its still alright! You mentioned liking euro western more than great american western and i didn't know what that means so i watched "My Name Is Nobody" on netflix and I still don't know but anyway i set the game in a desert with lots and lots (and lots) of cacti. You play as a feller with a rude finger that you can use to poke the villains that surround you. It's got klipart villains and it uses cooltext.com to generate the dialog reactions. a little mno guy will follow you around as well. i used some artistic license on him but i used your drawings so i hope that all works out. oh and there's an explosino when you beat the boss. Oh! and that music you linked. it's made in unity so i can't post the events per se but the source is here if you want it.

controls: WASD to move
mouse to point
shift to sprint
you can beat the banditos by rude fingering them

also make sure you're connected to the internet because it downloads the cooltext in real time

This game is a snowman building simulator.
Controls: Left click and drag to move the camera
*right click @ the ground to make snowballs
*right click @ snowballs to pick them up
~snowballs get bigger when you roll 'em~
*press "1" to add coal bits
*press "2" to add tophats

Yeah putzed around with unity a bit. call it an art game!

As we all know, the only thing worth spending your money on is firecrackers. Spend all your allowance on firecrackers and throw them into the quarry.

Arrow Keys: Move
Space Bar: Throw firecrackers.

You are an epic adventurer embarking on an epic quest to have epic facial expressions! Participate in epic dual-action eyebrow controlling action and use the epic power of your facial expressions to conquer epic quests! But don't get an epic curse from one of the monsters!

Controls : WASD Controls your left eyebrow, IJKL controls your right eyebrow.

All credit for this idea goes to Michael Tucker. Blame him.

Kiss dem butts!
I'm so sorry

Up/Down arrow keys to control your luscious lips

You are at a truck stop with your friend you won't stop bugging you! Punch him away and be a Bad Friend!

Controls : Arrows move, Spacebar punches

You have just completed the most important game in the history of video game-dom. You have bridged the gap between literature and luderacy. You are such hot shit. You made a game about nothing. You are so clever. Holy shit you are the cleverest person in the world. Only one question remains in your mind. MAKE THE CHOICE.

You have asked a hot girl out on a date at denny's. you order a bottomless coffee and infinite pancakes, but little do you know that your endless food is matched only by your endless lonliness as your date does not appear. play as the subconscious and hand of this trapped soul as you explore the deep and complex richness of a tormented artist's mind.

featuring proto-ironic hi-fi retro soundtrack by synthetic semisonic surrogate B

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