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so when we ever go to a potluck my antistatic glare she always asks me did you remember to bring your coat and i say yes my bonespur and he says how long do we have to stay at this damn thing anyway and i tell them oh the next five thousand years hun this where they're gonna find us in the cold lava rock just ashes in a pocket of air and then just
they always
form into a ball and bark, dribbling butter all over the patio
cut to black, 1.1s
voiceover
anyw** i made this ages ago from a time when i had time and it seemed like maybe if it were on the table then the potluck would look bigger, just by having another cling-wrapped platter, neverminding the food's expired, etc, by a few years, i
pilotwings 64 was a source of solace once now a fond memory, we were driven to build a new one to give someone else that solace in the age of turgid copyright golems and four or less types of AAA game but! of course it's hard, much too hard, and of course attention wanders, ghosts visit us for tea, little nothings crawl out of the floorboards and mumble softly around our shins and knees
i mean
this is all i've made to that end thus far and set down in the soft stinking clay of the internet
and
[ed. note: blinking/possible epilepsy warning on level 2. music credit goes to "Uncle Milk" via the recently-acquired Free Music Archive (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Uncle_Milk/). game may not work properly if not played fullscreen -- please send reports, though we can't guarantee that the author is still capable of fixing it, what with Unity versions having marched onward by years and months and weeks and evenings, unto the fabled land of Wild Things, sitting by a window, sadly pondering the duty of love, of incompatibilities in human needs, of how many breaths one might need to even finish this sentence good luck]
The latest in travel technology is at your fingertips in El*n M**k's 3D hyperloop experience, a game about my friend, E*on M***
Best played with a REAL PAIR of real 3D glasses for FULL IMMERSION!
UPDATE 2023: A NEW, MORE UP-TO-DATE GAME ABOUT EL*N M*** IS HERE!: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/12281
Enjoy "the experience". Please do not use El*n M**k's full name so as not to attract adbots. And also because he sucks.
by popular demand here are the characters from the award winning BINKY series...
in even more dimensions than previously imagined
the original BINKY 3d models, textured and animated and converted for ease of use in your favorite video game engine or something!
featuring .blend, .fbx, and .ms3d formats!
please check out the rest of binky related resources:
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11283
and make sure to read the author's notes! please follow the rules responsibly
all models by Mariken G
sloppy sokobon
This is "New and improved" version of the "Super 3D Helicopter" i made for the first marathon. There's almost no change on gameplay, just some extra audiovisual effects i wanted to include.
a 3d game
use wasd to move and space to jump
songs used :
borat songs
ievan polkka
two tracks by bulfú
tiny tim
can you feel the sunshine
some tracks made by me
russian city ambient sounds
special thanks to :
clyde
kittyhorrorshow
marie
nuprahtor
jake clover ( inspiration )
tom van den boogart ( inspiration )
thanks for playing this took one whole week to be made :)
Join the Apollo 11 in their journey to the moon.
Made for the “Dark Side of the Jam – A NASA Hosted Game Jam”.
Made by Gal Pasternak(@galman33) and Raz freedman(@Yinara100).
You are trapped at the edge of the galaxy, beseiged by enemy ships.
Your weapons are more than adequate for this, but your guidance systems have been damaged.
The slightest touch could send your ship careening out of control!
Designed for 360 controller dual-analog sticks.
WASD + IJKL also works.
R to reset, ESC to exit.