Terrible Collision Detection

  • user warning: Table './glorioustrainwrecks/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT COUNT(sid) AS count FROM sessions WHERE timestamp >= 1710633759 AND uid = 0 in /var/www/glorioustrainwrecks/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 175.
  • user warning: Table './glorioustrainwrecks/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT DISTINCT u.uid, u.name, s.timestamp FROM users u INNER JOIN sessions s ON u.uid = s.uid WHERE s.timestamp >= 1710633759 AND s.uid > 0 ORDER BY s.timestamp DESC in /var/www/glorioustrainwrecks/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 175.
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February 2015

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Update: 21 April - I think this Mac build works. If you want to see the reference pictures of Taylor that the game is based on, you should download in addition, the PC build. Please tell me if this keeps happening!

Sequel to January 2015 and October 2015. Originally made in 2015, however, the flash drive it was stored on was corrupted, so I re-made a lot of what was there.

Loosely based on embellishments about the singer Taylor Swift's life during February 2015 and conspiracy theories about her on 4chan and real world events. Included is a folder with pictures I found on the internet related to each day in February of 2015 that I found in 2015. To limit the file size, I took some screen shots of videos I saved.

There is nazi symbolism in the game, but to be clear, I am not in support of fascism.

Controls:
[Up, Down, Left, Right] - moves character
[Control] - interact with doors, people, and other objects
[>] - go to the next day
[<] - go to the previous day
[P] - password enter
(enter "Feb" and date
number to go to different
days, ex. Feb25, or Feb9)

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January 2015

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-CAUTION THIS GAME CONTAINS HORRIBLE VIOLENCE THAT WILL POLLUTE YOUR MIND AND SEND YOUR SOUL TO HELL-
So, actual warning, this game may be offensive due to some of the themes.
Have fun!

Controls:
[Mouse Click] - advance dialogue
[Directional keys] - moves character
[Ctrl] - interact with doors, people, and other objects
[>] - go to the next day
[<] - go to the previous day
[P] - password enter
(enter "Jan" and date
number to go to different
days, ex. Jan25, or Jan9)

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Made For: 
testing
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My Hero II

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*edit* OH MAN CAN YOU GUYS EVEN RUN THIS?

DURING A TEAMVIEWER SESSION
A FRIEND AND I GOT AN INSANE IDEA
SO WE STARTED MAKING IT
AFTER MANY DAYS OF WORK
MY HERO II IS DONE
Features include:
-Crappy Collision Detection!
-Loosely Based Off Of An Old Arcade Game!
-Storyline That Makes No Sense!
-Mildly Offensive Material!
-Buffalo Bell!
-Eversion!
-and more for only $3.50!*

*The $3.50 is not needed. Anything in this game should not be taken seriously. All characters belong to their creators. Please keep check of your house incase it catches fire and or is invaded by Nazis or Communists

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