(NOT Testicle.)

1791.

You, the bravest explorer and most respected popsicle connoisseur, set out to raid the pyramidial home base of the cursed spirit of King Tutankhamun. Will you find all the popsicles ... or will an unbearable curse DRAG YOU SCREAMING TO THE GRAVE?

Ham-fisted conversion of an Atari 2600 game.

You are the thief! Steal everything not nailed down! But watch out, the cops want to throw you into the slammer!