Hey, if you like setting people up for dates, you might like this game!

You thought I was gone, but I'm back and better than ever!

There's this robot and it says it can always beat you in Rock Paper Scissors. Can you find a way to defeat him once and for ever?

This is the first of a bunch of games! From this one there will be others that continue the narrative from each ending. There are 13 endings to this one (0-12). Have fun!

eDIT: Sometimes you have to talk to someone else to get someone to talk to you again.

(Originally from http://jaynepea.itch.io/skeletonclock)
SkeletonClock
18+ NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

A classic retro-style score based game in the style of Asteroids or Corruption of Champions! Share your scores with the friends at the Schoolyard!

The King of Skeletons has the creepiest clock ever seen.

Dare you brave the flying vampires to get a quick look at the time?
Vanquish them with your mighty mouse!

But watch out, if you hit The King of Skeletons, YOU BECOME ONE YOURSELF!

so dont mess up ok no pressure just DONT

Or press Escape to quit, if you're a COWARD!

The music is definitely NOT a midi of Bloody Tears from Castlevania 2.

Sound Effects from http://soundbible.com/tags-game.html

Graphics from Multimedia Fusion 2 library

my game is good dont mess with me my dad works for acclaim h'ell mess u up

Install instructions

Simply download the game, and open the file.

What is the WoE?? Well! You're about to find out, huh!? Choose the right answer below:

VI) "Whatever, o, Emanuel": the only known line of a destroyed play by W. Shacklespare.

4) Many have spoken of a whole World of Exploration out there... something beyond the WORKZONE we all know and love. But first you'd need a MAPZONE to find your way there, and all know MAPZONES died out years ago!

A) Watermelon over Eggplant, a famous Canadian dish.

¢) Wonders of Edutainment, the previously infamous publisher of "classics" such as How To Drop Out Of School And Pursue A Non-Capitalist Lifestyle and Just Where Do Chicken Eggs Come From Anyways: Every Disgusting Detail You Never Wanted To Know. WoE closed in late 2059 after the sucess of the government-funded anti-public learning potential campaign.

B) To Explore other Worlds is illegal as going off-planet has been banned since 1988.

∞) Infinity and its lack in limit halt my quiz ability, as I can't act any; I am stuck running by my mind that significant acting against infinity is in grand vain.

eee) Pour Water on yer Enigma plants daily or else it will start thirsting for your blood.

Q) The most common letters, case included, in the star language spoken by the dreaded Queens of Space, when translated into English. Full alphabet by common-ness: WoEbBtJqrzaSIlpVmKOr. (Language Hyper-Literalists taking this exam: Please accept the alphabet arrangement offered here, as GloriousTrainwrecks does not endorse transposition of the language based on the DVORAK arrangment, only QWERTY. Thank you.)

H) Wall of Endisburgh.

¾) "wOe!", the name of the post-grunge soft~seapunk \chillwave/ nightcore band that is rocking the dance floors.

↑) All Of The Above

<) None Of The Above

↓) All Of The Below

⑧) Word Of Explode

When you are finished, draw the logo of the brand owner of yer favourite flavour of peach ice cream. Hand the sheets in to my desk and you will recieve your grade next Thur



SO READS THE LAST FRAGMANT OF HUMANITY REMANING AFTER KNOWN SOCIETY IS DESTROYED UTTERLY BY THE FREE MARKET. CENTURIES LATER, THIS PIECE OF PAPER, BURNT SLIGHTY AT THE EDGES AND SOGGY TO THE TASTE, IS FOUND BY THE NEW HUMAN MOVEMENT. UNTIL NOW THEY HAVE HAD NOTHING TO BASE THEIR SOCIETY OTHER THAN UNSALTED CRACKERS. BUT NOW, THEY HAVE REASON, THEY HAVE POSSIBLITY, THEY HAVE: WORLD OF EXPLORE!



- That's the description of the program on the back of the case of the new open-world, all-inclusive, klikware historical title, Just What Is The World Of Explore?, which attempts to unravel for the player the original prototype game that was the foundation for our current society. As a gamer, I found ...World Of Explore? to be highly satisfying: with SIX whole customizable* characters who can each explore THREE massive locations in highly unique ways (such as: snowman can move left or right, singer can move left or right, jogger can move left or right and up slightly if you glitch the game), players have many reasons to replay it over and over.

This is the only highlight of WoE?, unfortunately. The sound design is awful: there is no consistency between interaction sounds, which all sound like they're from random sources. Music inside of the game appears to be, to my finely tuned ears, entirely composed of MIDIs that should not have seen the light of day. I will admit though, the title theme Welcome To The World Of Explore! by Dj Ruffty is such a great track! I give Music such a high score below only because of this.

Finally, on the visual side, things get a little better. Honestly, I just appreciate the sheer effort put into making every scene ridiculous and overblown. Sometimes, it feels like the art team was just trying to make something be totally differnt from everything else. The lack of cohesion in the art design (yet again, I feel like almost everything is taken from some clipart package or some such) does the narrative of the game harm though, almost to the point that I would call it anti-ludological.

That's every component of a Game covered: Replay, Sfx, Muses, and Sight. Also every sense we evolved humans have.

FINAL SCORE FROM THE INFORMED GAMER:

Replayability: 15/10
Sound: -5/10
Music: 3/10
Visual: 5/10
Overall: 10/10/100


* Only WoE? PRO version only lets you augment your characters on the fly. I'm a skirted train driver with five arms, two feet, who walks around in a bathtub. What are YOU?

A game made for Hugs during the 2013 Klik'n'Klaus event.

Be the small swordfighter battling the huge evil slimes and ruthless spectre.
With appearances by some of the most popular small heroes in gamedom.
Enjoy the classic style music and intuitive mouse controls.
Merry Christmas Hugs!

Read accompanying files for control help.

Tumiki Fighters + Gradius = This.

DrBlowhole20 presents you a SHMUP game of 4 hard levels with some heck and crap.
ARIDONIASU.

Note: You need the font below the attachments to get the game to work.

THE MUHAMMAD CHRONICLES ARE BACK.

A NEW TIMELINE IS BORN.

Some years after the "big split", the event where Muhammad III and Gigigenn went into a seperate timeline to live a wonderful live without evil creatures, Muhammad III's son Muhammad IV finds a mysterious cave and tells his brother Muhammad V to follow him. In the cave, they find a mystical spirit that transforms Muhammad IV into an evil Muhammad. Now Muhammad V and his friend Monkey Muhammad go to find the mad Muhammad IV and make him good again.

-Finally there really are some changes in the Muhammad formula
-At least 1Powerup
-8 magical ancient Muhammad statues perfectly hidden throughout the adventure
-No more savestates!
-No more fun!
-Harder than Muhammad 4
-Harder than Muhammad 5
-Monkey Muhammad poops explosive eggs
-Hello.

Here are some quotes from Muhammad fans all over the world who didn't want the Muhammad series to stop:

Speedy Gonzales: I don't want the Muhammad series to stop because it is oh so very fine.
Bc_: How is eating in A badly named box, Supposed to endanger a dark-brown fox?

Space mouse simulator. Made in <24 hours. Music by Nerdo.