Press Z to shoot.
I don't know either.

I have no idea why I made this. Press Shift to fire, and you have 2 shots per "barrel".
Enjoy.

IS'T ADVENTURE TIME!
DEFAT IEC KANG!!!!!!!
PRESS SHIFTS TO JUMP AND z TO AtAcK!

You must WITHSTAND ONE WHOLE HOUR of flying a bunch of people to somewhere.
There's no obstacles, other than the ground.
And pressing X lets you fly.

Did this while on holiday in Australia. I believe it was made within the timeframe.

This required a hacked KevEdit (or a hex editor) to do what I was doing. You can get that hacked version here: https://github.com/iamgreaser/kevedit

Oh yeah, did I mention that KevEdit is awesome? USE IT

By the way, you should play ChickenWire 1.8 some time (2.0 kinda sucks sorry nadir but it does).

BASED (loosley) ON THE CLASSIC TV SHOW,YOU PLAY AS LION-O AND DO THINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME LIKE THAT AND STUFF.
INSTRUCTIONS IN GAME.

IN THE YEAR 20XX,DR WILY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. INSTEAD SOME RANDOM FIRE GUY CAME AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED FOR SOME REASON.

(BONUS:Stay at the ending screen for 12 seconds for something.)

"You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older." - They Might Be Giants, "Older"

An incredible satire of Jason Rohrer's Passage.

Learn to spell *real words* while getting rained on by *bullets*.