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Afterbirth

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Made in 48hrs for Ludum Dare 38 (Theme: A small world)

Took 2nd place in the humor category !

Controls:

a / d - move left / right

w - umbilical cord whip

space - jump

I made the music using Famitracker.
I came up with the melody while taking a poop, and recorded it in like 20 mins right before the compo ended.
Other sounds, like the splat, are just my voice.

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everythingstaken's picture

Home R Where The Heart Is

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check out the web version on your phone!

for global game jam
the theme was what home means to you
i saw a lot more serious/narrative games this year
seems like a bad idea because people will probably "not go all the way"
or go part of the way just to be evocative
or to be real twee or whatever
though, some of the games that I had liked this year were the more heart warming ones

at home, when my family celebrates christmas,
we put a black santa on top of the tree
i found out recently that my grandma painted him black so he would look like my grandpa

these sprites are mostly color edited to look black
there is a history of black bart bootleg memorabilia
parallels with my black santa
in many of these shirts there will be multiple black barts all crowding around
sometimes all hitting on a woman with a big butt
one of my favorites was my former roommate's boyfriend's shirt that she would wear
it had multiples of different looking barts in a roller coaster
and it says "Bébé's Kids" which is a 90's animated comedy about a black family
that doesn't look anything similar to the simpsons

the sprites i edited are from the konami simpsons arcade beat em up
when the simpsons touch each other, sometimes they do their team attacks
i added a homer strangling bart animation
i was surprised this classic motif from the simpsons,
of homer strangling bart was not in the arcade game at all
i added this in place of having homer and bart's team attack

the sounds are primarily from click team fusion's free sound library
with the exception of a vocal recording of "fuck off mom"

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Black Andrew, Konami
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ihavefivehat's picture

Missin the point

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Made for klik of the month 91

I had to work yesterday, so I did it today instead.

This is a game about missing the point.

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old man vs avast

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a small experiment i made with the python programming language. it' s a visual novel. features voice acting by me.

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Bouncing Household Appliances

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Bouncing Household Appliances

a game by Reha Soft 2014

more stuff at http://www.geocities.ws/rehasoft

Made in Klik&Play in under 5 minutes.

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Reha Soft
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Smedis2's picture

Quasimodo's Ultimate Negotiation

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In this exciting simulation, you, Quasimodo, must get into the saloon.
However, a fearsome gorrila will not let you in, as he is the bouncer.

Use your skills to enter the building, and get a few drinks!

Controls:

Left and Right: Move
Shift: Jump (no use)
Bump into the gorrila to negotiate.

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Smedis2's picture

Tanks 2: Tank Harder

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YOU ARE A LONE TANKMAN.
YOU MUST NAVIGATE THROUGH THE MINEFIELD AND HOPE TO MAKE IT THROUGH.

ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlybWrhW-48
inspired by this

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fotocopiadora's picture

mario becomes a turing machine

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HOLD B TO INCREASE YOUR ASTONISHING 10 MHZ PROCESSING POWER EVEN FURTHER.
PRESS A TO BE A TURING MACHINE.

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Smedis2's picture

ADVENTURES WITH CONSTRUCT 2 GOTY EDITION

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press space

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corn flakes vs george bush

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hit ramming speed and hit george bush to win

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