A really, really stupid long jump simulator I put together in Flixel. Made in two hours (+1 for the doodles/sprites; sorry, I cheated). See my other less crappy stuff at hellocld.com

-Chris

P.S.: For those into that source code stuff, snag it here: http://hellocld.com/files/games/LongJumpOfDoom/LongJumpOfDoomSRC.zip

You're the Krampus, and you're pooping on naughty children.

Yep.

Jesus is coming! For the Xth time! And he needs YOUR help!

Are you a good dude enough to help Jesus clean the world from baddies?

Shoot with mouse, that's all.

Using your mouse to play this game awesome through cyberpunk world with Medus the cyberpunk! Bounce ball and hit les blocks and get super hyper balls bonus option! Corner vaults bounce back ball! If ball stuck, press hard middle mouse times many!

Press right mouse to now launch ball!

Press and hold middle mouse to charge YOTTAKRIEG for power attack powerful! Will make you grin!

Features:

- Sex exciting blockout action!
- Many plays of fun!
- Get powerups powerful!
- Many balls!
- BALLS BALLS BALLS
- Cyberpunk avatar drops jaw at intervals random for reason none!
- Power attack powerful YOTTAKRIEG!
- Ball getting stuck!
- With middle mouse, ball getting unstuck!
- Sequenced music with samples WAV!

Edit: Is a parody of this.

A simple text game about some of my favourite moments from GDC 2010.

oh god please dont play this

It's like Pong, but instead of controlling the paddle YOU CONTROL THE BALL. And also both paddles.