One day I created a failed Klik of the Month Klub entry. I scrapped it, never to see the light of day again... until today, where I release it half-intact as a small portion of this epic game!

Playtest entry #49, then throw it away! Fend off spambot attacks! Settle down and create your epic masterpiece for #50 with a little "inspiration" from classic Trainwreckers! Travel to space at least THREE TIMES! Fight epic bosses that pose no threat to you! Get down with some nerd rave! Do all this and MORE, all because I CHEATED, just to make Klik of the Month Klub #50 MORE EPIC!

The different portions of the game are either controlled by the keyboard or the mouse. If the keyboard doesn't seem to do anything, try using the mouse!

Sound levels vary from portion to portion. Always prepare for the sounds to get a little loud, I.E. you may not want to play this using headphones.

Oh yeah, Shift is the default fire/jump/whatever key.

Using your mouse to play this game awesome through cyberpunk world with Medus the cyberpunk! Bounce ball and hit les blocks and get super hyper balls bonus option! Corner vaults bounce back ball! If ball stuck, press hard middle mouse times many!

Press right mouse to now launch ball!

Press and hold middle mouse to charge YOTTAKRIEG for power attack powerful! Will make you grin!

Features:

- Sex exciting blockout action!
- Many plays of fun!
- Get powerups powerful!
- Many balls!
- BALLS BALLS BALLS
- Cyberpunk avatar drops jaw at intervals random for reason none!
- Power attack powerful YOTTAKRIEG!
- Ball getting stuck!
- With middle mouse, ball getting unstuck!
- Sequenced music with samples WAV!

Edit: Is a parody of this.

Control your balloon with the up / down arrow keys, and try to pass the other balloons.
You only want to bounce off balloons that are behind you.
Your horizontal speed depends on your vertical position. You can look at the wind gauge (white bars on the left) to find out where you will get max speed.

You are a piggy. You really want to eat carrots for lunch. Uh oh! There is wolves running around! Good thing they are stupid! However, sometimes they catch your scent and come running! Look out! Get as many carrots as you can before your inevitable death!

Get ready for the most high tech game to ever go on anything ever. Its also the most fun game to go on anything ever and the most best game and also everything.

well it is