Windows and OSX executables included!! New double-native feature!

I get the sense that many of my previous submissions aren't really in the Klik 'n' Play ""style"", so this is something of an intentional mimicry of that style (but using the flexibility of Game Maker).

Arrows to move.
3 levels of puzzlingly obtuse action!

Just don't...

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