For KOTM #100.

Ride your bicycle on the stairs in the castle and see what happens. Trainwreck-o-licious!

If the controls don't seem to work, be sure to click inside the game window. If you fly off somewhere, press the X key to restart the game window.

Click the game link to play the Flash version, or download the archive to view the source in CT Fusion.

Sounds made in BFXR. Background music from playonloop.com

Have fun!

Windows and OSX executables included!! New double-native feature!

I get the sense that many of my previous submissions aren't really in the Klik 'n' Play ""style"", so this is something of an intentional mimicry of that style (but using the flexibility of Game Maker).

Arrows to move.
3 levels of puzzlingly obtuse action!

Just don't...

Her Majesty is intrigued by the sporting potential of recent mechanical innovations and has comissioned the Ministry of Awesome to host a public spectacle. Your participation has been requested.