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KLIT OF THE MONTH

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feminist bullet-hell shmup

survive until your baby dies of exposure

WASD to move | left mouse button to teleport to cursor position

inspired by Kumiho | thanks to friend Erin for most of the sound effects!!!

Author: 
Porpentine
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Fire Triss

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This is inspired primarily by the Namco game Bosconian. Attack the marauding humancraft, Fire Triss!

W, A, S, D - Move
Mouse - Aim and fire

Music "anar1" by 4Mat.

Hmm... I might expand this game in the near future.

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Rapidly Advancing Laser

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A small game inspired by a certain scene from a James Bond movie, and also by my previous game Trusty Assistant. Click the tiles in the control panel to momentarily deactivate the laser, then drag the manacled spy lady to rotate her torso out of the laser's path. How long can she last?!

(Version 2)

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Beneath Her Belly

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This is a very quick game for three players around one keyboard.

Players 1 and 2: win the affection of the beautiful obese lady by pushing and squashing your rival beneath her. Your power meters determine the strength of your push.
Player 3: shift your weight to help your preferred player win. The other two players are expected to win your favour outside the game in order to earn your preference in-game. What form this takes is up to you and them.

A - Player 1 push.
L - Player 2 push.
V, B - Player 3 shift weight.

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Bind Her!

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Alert: this game contains silly looking full frontal nudity.

This is a game based on the idea of "Qix as bondage". Separate the torso, busy hands and frisky feet of this woman (whose name I just decided is Demi) by drawing ropes between the bed's bars. If her hands or feet hit a rope before you've finished placing it, you'll lose it! Be nimble.

Although its inception came about by thinking of Qix, it owes more to Jezzball (or rather, the Macintosh's Jezzball clone Barrack) in its mechanics. And I guess it has some thematic similarities to Trusty Assistant?

The phrase "Indra's Net" is an Immortal Defense reference more than anything.

The HTML5 build has less robust collision detection and isn't recommended compared to the Windows build.

Author: 
Leon Arnott
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Mah Jong Is Longer Than Any Dong : Hyper Graphic Future Edition

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A sequel to Mah Jong Is Longer Than Ur Dong. Recommend playing the original first. Actually, recommend just playing the original and avoiding this altogether. Graphics are a minter-esque chaos of incomprehensible blurring.

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Pirate Kart 2

Mah Jong Is Longer Than Ur Dong

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Stack the tiles to form sets! If things go wrong, devour with a dragon! Score points to see pretty women!

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Pirate Kart 2

Ghouls Hunter

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Use the mouse to strike down monsters. Be careful not to hit any women!

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Pirate Kart 2
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