I made this in pretty much an hour and a half. One swear word (c r a p !! ! ! !)
A short, silly 2014 VVVVVV animation I made in Flash when I was a young lad. Viridian tries to obtain the infamous Veni Vidi Vici trinket, but... they have a bit of trouble.
The long awaited sequel.
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A golf simulator that allows you to actually, physically play golf using your computer's mouse as the target hole. I'm sure most people reading this do not have golf balls and clubs laying around, but part of the appeal is that anything you want to use can fulfill those roles. I did not intend for the first two sentences to rhyme with each other.
Work on this began in September 2018, and I kept putting it away due to various life circumstances, as well as getting frustrated because my grand ideas were not always possible - or the solution for making them possible wasn't readily apparent to me. All in all, if I tallied up the amount of time I actively spent working on it, excluding the brainstorming stage, it probably took me a month's worth of full time work. I'm happy with the end result, a funny program that lets you to play a pretty well known game in a way that's just slightly different enough to seem weird and interesting.
Something I discovered during development, while I was testing this, is that you can play this game without actually treating it like a golf game. You can just swat the mouse around to activate the "hole out", and it almost takes on this fidget-spinner type quality to it. So while I keep referring to this as a "game" or a "golf simulator", in many ways it can also serve as a toy.
I'm glad to be able to work on other stuff now, free from the looming spectre of "but you haven't finished Pitch and Putt Club."
Hope someone out there enjoys this!
Made in 48hrs for Ludum Dare 38 (Theme: A small world)
Took 2nd place in the humor category !
Controls:
a / d - move left / right
w - umbilical cord whip
space - jump
I made the music using Famitracker.
I came up with the melody while taking a poop, and recorded it in like 20 mins right before the compo ended.
Other sounds, like the splat, are just my voice.
apt-get install libpulse0:i386
Angie is a disgruntled former CIA agent with uncanny parkour skills. After quitting her awful job in an inglorious fashion, she attempts to earn some money by working some side jobs - jobs that require an experienced wall runner. But nothing can prepare her for the truth of her very existence...
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Created for mtbzl, whose list was:
"1- Parkour (specifically wall running)
2 - 60s/Cold war/Jazzpunk/Pulp/No One Lives Forever aesthetic
9- Lots of stats and meters for nonsensical stuff that you don’t know the purpose of
37- Big open areas
4- Wacky characters
6- All is not what it seems..."
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Windows only for now.
KNOWN BUG: Sometimes, if you are attempting parkour against an impassable wall, you'll clip through it and fall through the screen. It's rare, but it happens.
All of the music for this game consists of very sloppy solo bass recordings of mine from a few years ago. The game had no sound as of yesterday, so I'm glad I had some spare previously unused music on hand!
This was a fun list to work with! It's been a busier December for me than usual, so I didn't get to spend as much time on this as I would have liked. My original vision was to have even more side jobs that could be freely discovered and completed in any order. I also wanted more of the nonsense stats to have an actual bearing on the game world (attending to thirst/hunger/bladder was originally supposed to be a gameplay loop in itself). I'm overall pretty happy with what I was able to throw together.
Enjoy!
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The PC link is above.
This is the Mac Link.
This is part one of a Diptych called "The Force Awakens".
The second game is called "Aerisdies".
This game has content that some may find offensive.
This game has 38 minutes worth of cutscenes.
Play this in one go, preferably around 3am, preferably covered in lotion.
Video Game.
Join Garfield on his best adventure yet!
THIS IS THE FIRST TEST BUILD AND IS HERE TO SEE HOW IT RUNS (IF IT RUNS) ON A WIDER SCALE THAN MY SHITTY MACBOOK AIR.
WINDOWS IS UNTESTED
LINUX IS UNTESTED
MAC IS TESTED BUT SLIGHTLY BROKEN
Please leave comments on what you would like to see, or bugs/things that happened to you!
3 WORLDS SO FAR!
from the depths of the night comes a dubious installment in the award winning BINKY series...
thousands of lawyers from the lawyer world have gathered to determine the veracity of this "video game"... results so far have been inconclusive
please enjoy this BINKY related entertainment in the meanwhile
BINKY character and models by Mariken G
music: fotocopiadora - pool of radiance (top secret unreleased track)
controls:
- press space to BINKY