This is the first game in RPG Maker or RPG Maker 2003 that I ever made! I watched a bunch of tutorials and they told me to make this game, so here it is!

Tell me if you have any problems running this game.

Have fun!

EPeakLanB! (the acronym extension was improvised early am)

The Santa/Grog/Grolby/Tia rat-pack is back with more cast and more blast!

* Written in two languages so nobody understands nobody
* Soundfonted midi music playing to a listener's delight
* Guaranteed to appall and awe the masses in an improvised Christmas/Winter Pageant
* Released a day before Orthodox Christmas
* Other stars/bullets that may or may not shock yoU!!!!!
* Sequel to Arswaeerea

For one more current update: those on mobile platforms there's a mobile version, I don't know how it works/look but:

http://bassavg.com/mp/game.php?id=26283391#

Have you ever been so lost in a series it inspires a change in your canon, or you decided to take a request and still work out a dream in your head you've been itching to do? EpeakLanB can take you there. The world is also open! Your input can change the direction of where or what those crazy crew members are and/or do next. Suggestions are open, psyches can by hypnotic, and life is full of fiber optics to bring these pipe dreams to sewer life!

Authors' outside-of-game Notes:
This took a bit longer than expected, but released one day before Christmas so that's a +. Ray's story can finally be enjoyed by others.

Part of the time involved watching an entire series for "rewsearch" and that took a while. I don't want to spoil the series and and made an attempt to tread carefully in the finished(?) product to reflect on that so PM me if you want my take on it. Good series though.

Thanks to clyde for the inspiration. Other names of notoriety in bass: Catdodo, Lazi, Moneyfunny, onlyorange. It's really early. I must sleep. The Christmas cycle curse has been broken and for that I can say:

Attachments included: 26283391.txt game script as of now. This site doesn't allow xml attachments so pretend it's text, rename to xml and view it in a browser if you want that layout to see what a bassnovel game is really made of! epeak.txt all of the chinese text here before translation. It isn't in any order. other conceptual art.

FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST!

edit: smaller image version of the image so it doesn't break the page. original image here

If you'd like to read up on the prequel you're welcome to click on the image below this line:

Or you could choose and play EPeakLanB if you'd like! I made an uninspired PLAY BUTTON animation you can click on that will theoretically take you there. You could also alternatively click on this sentence as well for your enjoyment!

Having Trouble running the game? Maybe the replies to this comment will help!

Interested in dropping a line of feedback/input or just SUP? That would be great pilgrim! Alternatively you can scroll down if you want to reply to one of the commentes instead. *DISCLAIMER* if you object to any comments listed below as I'm not a moderator, don't reply to it as it makes the original message uneditable. Leave a comment next to it or drop the recipient a PM lol. *Other Disclaimer* Game flow and events subject to change, things are unpredicable, just in case.

Acks: mno, dattzies, spindleyq, linhat, 3fox, dorn, yom, chaos, mkapolka, sergio, fvm, superdot, vampirkat, nuuup, jeff, happygreenfrog, blueberryhill, smedis, db20, newt, wil, commodore, orion, bagofmagicfood, erokky, bitbot, everythingistaken, barf, lemmer, sean, racarate, rehasoft, adrian, josh, hellogregor, pillow, left-off-studios, mizzq, lilinx.com, noyb, wertpol, robgba, pirate_sephiroth, aplsos, RedR, snapman, hugs, leilei, scribblewise, clyde, the ug, #sally, #glorioustrainwrecks, forkheads, #gmc, #bottlekids, penjamin, flimsy

Happy Klikmas, Nuuup! Enjoy FUNGILLUMINATI! :D

I can honestly say this is the most unusual game I've ever developed. At the same time, it's a fitting tribute to SON SON, one of my favourite classic arcade games developed by Capcom in the 80's.

CONTROLS
Use the ARROW KEYS to select a menu option. Press SHIFT to make your choice.
Move your mushroom with the ARROW KEYS. You can also jump with the UP ARROW or SHIFT key. Drop down to the next lower level by pressing the DOWN key. You constantly shoot, so there's no need to press any buttons or keys to do that.
To win, shoot anything that moves, and collect anything that doesn't. Avoid the lava at the bottom of the screen, as it will hurt your sometimes.

Here's Nuuup's wishlist:
-Illuminatis
-Weird potatoes flying around the screen
-A tortoise that won' t SHUT UP
-A talking piece of poo that talks like a busy New Yorker
-A player that is a yellow mushroom
-A crudely drawn naked girl that is the Illuminati Top Model
-A drunken werewolf that wants to eat your face
-An agressive Totoro plush toy

I'm working on the Flash version of the game, but there are some bugs to work out first.

Everyone have fun. :)

EDIT: Last update 3 January 2015. Level restart bug and audio bugs now fixed, and now the player can jump with the UP ARROW key.
(my tradition of continually updating and fixing small issues after the initial release continues in full force...)

This is what comedy is like.
You are a prop comic with nothing prepared for your 2 hour 1 man show.
Break a leg!

Press different keys to see if things work.

When objects collide sometimes you get extra points.
You can only do specific things so often.

Edit: There's a new version that works and is MMF2. The original 1 hour version is still attached.
The MMF2 version is way too hard, the KnP version is way too easy.

A fun holiday game I used to help someone get interested in MMF2 with.

Beware! Popping popcorn can be scary!

All mouse controls. Click the popcorn.

There's this robot and it says it can always beat you in Rock Paper Scissors. Can you find a way to defeat him once and for ever?

Here is a second compilation of 5 games (a sequel to 3 of Kind) where there are some sort of 4th wall breaking secrets. If you like fruit and if you like bugs and if you like tough puzzling games, you'll like this.

I once knew about DooM and i made this one back during the spring of 2014 while i was gone of Glorious Trainwrecks, this time a parody .wad and it has hard levels, full of suprises, other stuff you might not know and for the first time on Glorious Trainwrecks...CUSTOM SPRITES, CUSTOM ENEMIES AND BOSSES, AND CUSTOM SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This wad might not work in DOSBox and you might need Zandronum or just ZDoom (it's not tested on this) because this wad is full of custom stuff. Some friend of mine gave me rude reviews and i had to not support this anymore, until i decided to post it in Glorious Trainwreck, considering one of my memorable stuff i ever made.

The story so far (as told in the title screen's instructions replacement gfx):
one day someone named VALLETTA was playing horror games all the time, 3 hours later, he was tired to play these games so he went to bed, sleeping on his comfortable bed during at 1:50 P.M., he started dreaming, a really strange, weirdest, crappiest, heckiest, and sh**ty dream, all it has started as weird people walking around the streets, then several weird creatures appear and start fuckin up the world, then everything got bizzarre, aswell this ain't very good, VALLETTA has to try escaping the dream, but where he will end his dream?

WARNING: This wad might contain ear-rape sounds as this is a traumatic parody and might contain some suprises (and creepy sometimes in the halfway), and sometimes it can be hard to complete the rest of the game, play at your own risk, you might don't even bother asking help, because i don't even still update this wad anymore.

Here it is, the (kinda) halloween special of Mr. Cat which was used to be made for the october month on the 2013 year, but it was scrapped until now, i had to finish working on this game.

Story:
mistur. kat waz clbratng hlowen hlida, but drak kat had tu sotp oevr him and h scrz him, and h gav him a bik tsak tu do: h hez tu cloetc 4 gmez fer him and tak diz tu a tmobsotn. mr. kat hez tu tak fer him hiz offr, but how h wil win hiz dael? fnid out on diz hlowen spcal!
English:
Mr. Cat was celebrating halloween holiday, but Dark Cat had to stop over him and he scares him, and he gave him a big task to do: he has to collect 4 gems for him and take these to a tombstone. Mr. Cat has to take for him his offer, but how he will win his deal? Find out on this halloween special!

A totally unoriginal game made in a one night burst of forced labour and uncreativity. There is no happiness in this, only slavery. I wish they didn't take my booze away.

Any way, this game is a 2 player rhythm game about space vikings. Zithers ring and ting, and the sounds of lightning mega battle Ragnarok echo all the way from Techno-Ruritania to Neo-Valhalla. Jotunheim has been chopped off and all that is left is lightning mega battle Ragnarok. So off goes Htor and Vaenamoenen.

Also the controls don't bug, you just have to press at correct time. Don't bug me about this.

Creators: jukeri(zuker12), Megalover, Gritsen