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Gewgawlicious

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An important doctor has left to get milk. He entrusts you with his gewgaw machine. You shouldn't create gewgaws, but you do anyway, you kitten-huffing scumbag.

Created for mkapolk, who requested " little playground full of gewgaws that you can doink around and they'll buzz and sputz and interact with each other." Merry Klikmas, I hope you like it!

Everything is done with the mouse. Esc quits.

Playable in your browser or (fullscreen) on your Windows desktop.

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Glimby

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Make friends with Glimby.

Music - Valse Moderne, by George Fenton and John Leach.

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Mephimorphosis

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It was a normal day until you were kidnapped by some mysterious scientists who were intent on testing metamorphosis-inducing substances on you. After you drank one of these unknown liquids while trying to escape your captors, you found yourself transformed into a large skunk and started to have some weird ideas...



Toilet humor warning: game may be unsuitable (or suitable) for all audiences.

Mephimorphosis is a weird arcade-y action game where your goal is to defeat all the enemies on 5 varied levels. For your newly discovered skunk form, the people can't pose much threat, but they run away quickly and the time runs out!

Main features:
- All graphics made from scratch.
- Five different locations and a story intro / tutorial.
- Combo and scoring system that makes the game addicting.



Instructions and tips:
The level ends after defeating all enemies or running out of time. You can also destroy property (potted plants and screens) to get more points or increase your combo. You combo increases when you hit two targets within three seconds (the time it takes for the combo meter to fade out). The bonus score significantly increases with longer combos. The score values are:

Enemy defeated: 20 points.
Thing destroyed: 10 points.
Time left: 30 points per second.
Combo bonus: 20 to 1500 points.

Good luck!

What next?
The game was originally going to be bigger and longer. The current content was supposed to be just one of the game modes. That's why there's no further plot after the tutorial. But after playing what I made so far, I decided that it's too fun to keep for myself. And other people liked it too. I may continue it at some point, with more levels and more sophisticated gameplay... so far, you have this. Enjoy!

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Buckethead

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"There's a hole in my head..."

A flickgame/

Quite serious problems/

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Tomatoes!

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A short, very dumb, environmental/playground type level for Knytt Stories.

WARNING: contains tomatoes and cringeworthy dialogue.

Version 2 adds two new areas and a secret quest.

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Paradise Lost, Book I, Lines 242-270

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Its a nongame! its a school assignment! have mercy!
I wanted to see how interactive fiction could imitate the spacing of how a poem is printed.

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DOBUKI'S EPIC JOURNEY

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Let's finish this EPIC game that I started 2-3 years ago, featuring Dobuki Studio's mascot, the one and only Dobuki the nemshia!

Dobuki's Epic Journey is a point-and-click adventure best experienced on drugs.

Trying to finish this for #FinishAGameJam and WEIRD GAME MARATHON 1

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"I don't like Mondays" or "Who Really is the Cookiest Ghost in the Land?" or "Third time's the charm"

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This is the first game in RPG Maker or RPG Maker 2003 that I ever made! I watched a bunch of tutorials and they told me to make this game, so here it is!

Tell me if you have any problems running this game.

Have fun!

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EPeakLanB Extra Preamble KragLe and Bread (Clyde)

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EPeakLanB! (the acronym extension was improvised early am)

The Santa/Grog/Grolby/Tia rat-pack is back with more cast and more blast!

* Written in two languages so nobody understands nobody
* Soundfonted midi music playing to a listener's delight
* Guaranteed to appall and awe the masses in an improvised Christmas/Winter Pageant
* Released a day before Orthodox Christmas
* Other stars/bullets that may or may not shock yoU!!!!!
* Sequel to Arswaeerea

For one more current update: those on mobile platforms there's a mobile version, I don't know how it works/look but:

http://bassavg.com/mp/game.php?id=26283391#

Have you ever been so lost in a series it inspires a change in your canon, or you decided to take a request and still work out a dream in your head you've been itching to do? EpeakLanB can take you there. The world is also open! Your input can change the direction of where or what those crazy crew members are and/or do next. Suggestions are open, psyches can by hypnotic, and life is full of fiber optics to bring these pipe dreams to sewer life!

Authors' outside-of-game Notes:
This took a bit longer than expected, but released one day before Christmas so that's a +. Ray's story can finally be enjoyed by others.

Part of the time involved watching an entire series for "rewsearch" and that took a while. I don't want to spoil the series and and made an attempt to tread carefully in the finished(?) product to reflect on that so PM me if you want my take on it. Good series though.

Thanks to clyde for the inspiration. Other names of notoriety in bass: Catdodo, Lazi, Moneyfunny, onlyorange. It's really early. I must sleep. The Christmas cycle curse has been broken and for that I can say:

Attachments included: 26283391.txt game script as of now. This site doesn't allow xml attachments so pretend it's text, rename to xml and view it in a browser if you want that layout to see what a bassnovel game is really made of! epeak.txt all of the chinese text here before translation. It isn't in any order. other conceptual art.

FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST!

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If you'd like to read up on the prequel you're welcome to click on the image below this line:

Or you could choose and play EPeakLanB if you'd like! I made an uninspired PLAY BUTTON animation you can click on that will theoretically take you there. You could also alternatively click on this sentence as well for your enjoyment!

Having Trouble running the game? Maybe the replies to this comment will help!

Interested in dropping a line of feedback/input or just SUP? That would be great pilgrim! Alternatively you can scroll down if you want to reply to one of the commentes instead. *DISCLAIMER* if you object to any comments listed below as I'm not a moderator, don't reply to it as it makes the original message uneditable. Leave a comment next to it or drop the recipient a PM lol. *Other Disclaimer* Game flow and events subject to change, things are unpredicable, just in case.

Acks: mno, dattzies, spindleyq, linhat, 3fox, dorn, yom, chaos, mkapolka, sergio, fvm, superdot, vampirkat, nuuup, jeff, happygreenfrog, blueberryhill, smedis, db20, newt, wil, commodore, orion, bagofmagicfood, erokky, bitbot, everythingistaken, barf, lemmer, sean, racarate, rehasoft, adrian, josh, hellogregor, pillow, left-off-studios, mizzq, lilinx.com, noyb, wertpol, robgba, pirate_sephiroth, aplsos, RedR, snapman, hugs, leilei, scribblewise, clyde, the ug, #sally, #glorioustrainwrecks, forkheads, #gmc, #bottlekids, penjamin, flimsy

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2hrs 1man show

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This is what comedy is like.
You are a prop comic with nothing prepared for your 2 hour 1 man show.
Break a leg!

Press different keys to see if things work.

When objects collide sometimes you get extra points.
You can only do specific things so often.

Edit: There's a new version that works and is MMF2. The original 1 hour version is still attached.
The MMF2 version is way too hard, the KnP version is way too easy.

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