Have you ever wanted to be a pirate? Well, now you are.

A game that uses the player's eyeballs as a peripheral.

you are a goat having the time of your life on a trampoline. Eat passing cans, but watch out for exceedingly strong birds!!!!!!!

Something about a hay bale, rolling down a hill, don't hit the other hay bales... or something...

HACK your way to riches!
EXPLOIT pong nerds!
CARVE your face into the moon!

You are El Loco Dumas,A.K.A. The Yellow Runner.
You are looking for gold,and happen to stumble across a cavern with some in it.
Unfortunately,DRACULA is guarding the cave,and the cave also moves and has walls of DEATH.

Can you stand up to the challenge?

Controls:
Arrow Keys:Move.
and that's it.

GOOD LUCK!

You're stuck in invalid memory and must keep your health topped up by collecting powerups missed by players of other games, if you run out of hp the garbage collector will COLLECT YOU!! D:

Like A Sir DLC pack also available... whut

You're drunk and must find your way across a completely straight walkway... not as easy as it sounds.

Oh noes! The evil moth followed you to work, and what's worse is you're NAAAAKED!

YOU ARE BRAINMOTRON! HE BRAIN! MOTH EVIL!