Something about a hay bale, rolling down a hill, don't hit the other hay bales... or something...

HACK your way to riches!
EXPLOIT pong nerds!
CARVE your face into the moon!

You are El Loco Dumas,A.K.A. The Yellow Runner.
You are looking for gold,and happen to stumble across a cavern with some in it.
Unfortunately,DRACULA is guarding the cave,and the cave also moves and has walls of DEATH.

Can you stand up to the challenge?

Controls:
Arrow Keys:Move.
and that's it.

GOOD LUCK!

You're stuck in invalid memory and must keep your health topped up by collecting powerups missed by players of other games, if you run out of hp the garbage collector will COLLECT YOU!! D:

Like A Sir DLC pack also available... whut

You're drunk and must find your way across a completely straight walkway... not as easy as it sounds.

Oh noes! The evil moth followed you to work, and what's worse is you're NAAAAKED!

YOU ARE BRAINMOTRON! HE BRAIN! MOTH EVIL!

Get to your date at INDIE COFFEE before TIME DEMON catches you! Avoid SLOW WALKERS as they will spell your DOOM if bumped too often!
Can you get to your date on time, or will LOVE BE OVER FOREVER?!
(It IS possible to get to your date on time)

Metafictional game. Crazy stuff man.

Use the left and right arrow keys to move the character left and right respectively. Within the textbased portions of the game, when shown (y/n), press the y key (standing for yes) and n key (standing for no) to answer to the questions posed.

Music by Kevin McLeod; www.incompetech.com
Constancy Part Two.mp3
Fairytale Waltz.mp3
Pennsylvania Rose.mp3
Robo Western.mp3
Trio for Piano, Cello, and Clarinet.mp3
Bright Wish.mp3

Comrade Raptor must save the world from the Hitler Horse!

Use the Arrow Keys and space to fire

*PRESS N for a Secret!*