Charles de Gaulle is being pursued by deadly assassins. You must help him escape the city.

For hellojed

Request:
Wishlist 2k18
Sega Dreamcast era Aesthetics/Music/etc
The Citroen DS
That's it! (?)

OK, this one really (probably) is my last game. It's a tribute to SpindleyQ's 2012 Christmas present to me, It's Christmastime! Sorry for not remaking a game you didn't make for me... wait, does that even remotely warrant an apology

Here's a Vine recording.

Note: this game is endless, devoid of interaction and has no win condition.

One of my favourite KotM games, put on your make-up in the dark, painstakingly recreated in WarioWare D.I.Y.

If you can't play the game, watch the Vine!

Only available in .mio format, unless you want to track me down in person (probably across continents).

A WarioWare-style Twine-style recreation of Go West, with several passages removed out of necessity. Thanks for participating, Cycle!

There's also a Vine walkthrough in case you get stuck on one of the many tricky puzzles.

Quickly threw together one last game, a demake of my own GROIN GRAVITATORS.

Tap on the dongs before they touch!!!

A brohug simulator.

A micro-remake of James Montagna's And Then, The Ghost Saw Hands: A Game I've Never Played (which is also A Game I've Never Beaten).

Check out the Vine if you can't play it!

To play, trade friend codes with me or download the .mio file and do... something... with it...

Don't be a butt kisser! Be a pup kisser!

Spank the incoming butts before they touch your lips, but don't shoo away the puppy! Let it run to you for a little puppy kiss!

Spawned from a failed attempt at porting my classic game GROIN GRAVITATORS to WarioWare (which I now know how to do, but I don't have time to make any more games that only two people are going to see :( )

The highly anticipated follow-up to Find-a-phant provides a more formidable challenge! Again, this is a remake of an existing trainwreck, Where is the invisible Elephant? by MarkP0rter.

Join the event to get this game! The .mio file is also available for download.

Again, here's a Vine playthrough.

You must find and tap the elephant in this MarkP0rter-inspired WarioWare D.I.Y. microgame.

If you want to play it, join the event! The .mio file is also available for download.

If you can't play it, here is a Vine playthrough.

MEDITATE!!!

Take a break from the fast-paced life of a micro-gamer!