I'm at a hotel in Florida as I write this,and the internet here is godawful.
This game sums up what happens.

CONLORTS:
Arrow Keys: Move

The best connection I get here is in the bathroom.

A friend of mine is helping teach a game design course at uni. Last week, he briefly described to me one of the game ideas one of the game design teams threw out earlier in the semester. This game is a quick prototype based on a partial second-hand understanding of their rejected design, made in Klik & Play.

Controls:
Left/Right: Walk
Shift: Jump
Ctrl: Flip

Evade monsters for as long as possible by moving your gorilla across the bottom of the screen

Made in 40 minutes. Recursion abounds.