In an alternate reality where SOPA somehow actually gets passed, Twitter gets shut down by the feds for a single accusation of copyright infringement! Oh noes!

But we have too many people who can't afford to not be tweeting!

Looks like we'll need to resort to old-fashioned methods... sending messages by pidgeon!

Since everyone else is doing it, I'm gonna cheat too.

I was actually thinking of doing something like this for Pirate Kart II. I didn't, and I personally think that's a good thing, because it would have sucked. The idea was that I would use Klik & Play as some sort of faux Twitter thing where I would add a new frame describing what I was up to every day or two, leading up to and through the actual Pirate Kart weekend. But after creating the first frame I realized it was lame and stupid and unfunny and a waste of my time.

This time I'm going for something a bit less horrible. It's kind of going to be a fake documentary about how I contribute to Pirate Kart V. Fake as in I'm pretty sure that 95% of the "tweets" in this are fake and just made up for humor. Oh well. It is what it is.

This is the first of a series of fake "downloadable tweet sets" I am making in order to fill up space in the Kart.

Use your mouse to control the speed of the fire. Every time fire strikes a Globa (those flashing squares) you lose points. Every time a Globa makes it the far side of the screen, you gain points.

Try to hover the dot over the correct color to maximize score.