You've landed a very prestigious job as the driver of the one and only gravity burger car. Don't let your customers down!
EDIT: Changed a few things, mostly to make it easier and less frustrating.
You can now press Q+W to skip a level you're having a lot of trouble with, if you want. There are only five levels though.
Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:
"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."
This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.
vomit hamburgers into elvis' mouth
made in 15 minutes
Use your space jets to collect burgers for the King and fill him up with energy for his sold-out show!
IGNORMAN is a super robot who is good at ignoring things like hamburgers
but he is a bit fragile
keep it together, IGNORMAN!
i don't even know anymore