An interactive fiction inspired by the Village People song of the same name.
Use an interpreter such as Gargoyle to run it: http://ccxvii.net/gargoyle/
I knocked this together pretty quickly as I have some work to do, but I'm pretty happy with how far I took such a simple concept. Which wasn't that far, but still!
This is the UNCUT edition, the version I upload to other places will be less naughty (partly because I want to use the naughty lines in another game I plan on writing).