I might do an exmas game, separate from the exmas KOtM, involving Santa Claus and a house in some way. One or two screens a day from the first to the twenty fifth. Obviously this thread is where updates will be go. I should probably start planning it now.

Off I fly.
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Aw hells yeah, it's finished. All the loose endy bits like the lack of text file and title screen name are all sewn up. Well, all except for that last part anyway, couldn't be arsed thinking of a name for the damn thing. Upload in this post here.

Game File: 

WallJumpTimeSphincterEpisode2-1.00-windows.zip

Further adventures in the awe-inspiring Wall Jump Time Sphincter epic saga.

Play the first two episodes here and here.

This was the second PuzzleScript game that I made! It's a fully functional port of my Untilted Game, minus level skipping and deadlock notification. Included are all 20 of the original levels.

Game File: 

ItsLateGoToBed.html

Highly self-referential hypertext game and diary entry.
I made this instead of going to bed. (I should add that as a choice)
Made in Increpare's TinyChoice engine.
Underlying code is here: http://www.tinychoice.net/index.html?p=a5289a11a6d50e41abb1

Belly up, game-makers! It's time for a massive POTLUCK PARTY! It's a bevy of bite-size samples and eclectic dishes, with the expectation that there will be enough for everyone. Bring a little something to share with everyone else. We're catering to all tastes, all dietary restrictions, all flavors and palettes.

Make a video game, make a side dish, make a digital toy, make an entree, make a snippet of music, make a pie, make a flatgame, make a dessert, make a downloadable PDF-zine... You get the idea. Everyone has a seat at the table and all ability levels are welcome. Standard content rules apply. In the words of SpindleyQ: "Glorious Trainwrecks has always been about being a comfortable place where people are kind to each other."

Folks, we have ONE WEEK OR SO to make it happen. We'll feast on the contributions (and of course will be sure to leave appreciative comments and critique) once the buffet is full.

GO!

...or THIS:

Games made for Potluck Party 2019

10 games made!
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Name	Created	By	Screenshot	Comments
Alphabet Soup	02/20/2020 - 22:23	everythingstaken		1
Food	11/25/2019 - 23:44	Blueberry Soft		2
Shallotwings 97	11/25/2019 - 22:17	mr._a		2
Fancy Cakes in Space	11/13/2019 - 05:11	fizzhog		3
7 AM in Nowhere, CA	11/16/2019 - 07:15	bpseudopod		4
Gay Dino Eat a Potluck Food	11/24/2019 - 18:58	Danni		5
I Brought the Apple	11/20/2019 - 19:04	Alraune		5
Potluck Party Panic!	11/24/2019 - 16:01	Petra		7
Edible Video Game	11/06/2019 - 17:13	spiral		9
Cat Dream	11/20/2019 - 15:27	gisbrecht		10

Home for winter break, I stumbled upon my old KNP folder on a dusty Micron PC. Submitted for your horror: a pair of Pokémon-themed pong games I made in KNP back in 1999. The games are left unaltered from their original states. The sprites, music selections, prepubescent "voice acting," readmes, and bugs are all as I left them. The only thing I did today was compile them in KNP and zip them up.

First, a Pokémon themed KNP pong game I made back in 1999 and never released online. Somewhat intriguing for the terribly balanced "voltorb" ball which either player can attack to force an instant stalemate, and the poorly-rendered sprites made in Microsoft's 3d Movie Maker (which was itself a source of video trainwrecks back in the 90s).

Player 1: W and S move, Z shoots.
Player 2: Arrows move, Shift shoots

Second is a surrealist reflection of 90s media culture in the form of an overly long pong boss battle between Misty from Pokémon and a demonic version of that dancing baby from that early internet video. Ash Ketchum's head is the ball. And the baby throws diapers ripped from a screenshot of Rugrats. And the background is a low-res photograph of a Lego Mindstorms "invention" with my fingers over the lens.

I released this one online for God knows why. Last year, I let Softpedia upload some of my older games to their site in a moment of weakness. This "new and fun Pong remake that will keep you busy for a long time" (their words) has somehow received 286 downloads to date from undiscerning netizens.

Move: Arrow keys.

volume warning its loud the menu is loud like holy cow VOLUME warning VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING

dont download this game if you are under 6'0

credits

riceshoes pretty much did everything except for

porcelains/aleph/healthandefficiency did the "nice!" soundbite

and my friends helped with the writing sometimes but i did all of the work it was all me hahahahahahhahahahahah

volume warning its loud the menu is loud like holy cow VOLUME warning VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING

Game File: 

scumo.html

Redone a version entirely hosted on GT :)

Game File: 

DonaldFuck.zip

I return to the form of the scrappy, nebulously interactive essayistic art-game as the dog doth to his vomit.