Hello everybody.

It has been a long time. As you may easily check, the last thing I submitted was three years ago. Through this time I have not been dead but had to redirect my priorities somewhat. I was busy, making music and minions.

However, already in 2010 I started working on a project, only this time I wanted to create something gigantic. I have been working on it since, in short bursts of creative passion. It is slowly taking shape. Due to the self-imposed scale of the project, it is going take a long time to complete. It is hard to tell if I am even halfway through.

I intend to use all available levels. Did you know there is a level limit of 255 in KNP? I checked.

There is going to be a backstory, a mystery, a mythology, a bestiary. There is going to be creepiness, solitude, heavy, brooding, melancholic atmosphere.

Since the beginning of this year I made a decision to work on the game at least every other day. The optimistic release date is within 1 year. The pessimistic/more realistic version is 2 years from now.

Although I did not have much time lately, I have been popping by from time to time. I love yous dearly. I hope I will finish the damn thing. It is big and complicated and frightens me sometimes.

Take care!

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Damn Sammich.zip

For those who don't get it:

http://cinemassacre.com/2012/03/17/mailbag-2/

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tutsicle.zip

(NOT Testicle.)

1791.

You, the bravest explorer and most respected popsicle connoisseur, set out to raid the pyramidial home base of the cursed spirit of King Tutankhamun. Will you find all the popsicles ... or will an unbearable curse DRAG YOU SCREAMING TO THE GRAVE?

The Klik of the Month Klub meets right here on this very website on the third Saturday of every month at 4pm Pacific Time (taking daylight savings into consideration) for a two hour Klik & Play Showdown. Everyone who participates gets two hours to create something from scratch in Klik & Play. Abusing the stock objects is encouraged. If you really loathe Klik & Play you can use whatever game development platform you want. Two hours is a pretty tight time limit, though, so choose wisely!

Klik & Play is absolutely free to download, and learning it takes minutes, so everyone can get in on the action.

Want to talk to your fellow Klikwreckers? Join us on IRC -- server irc.freenode.net, channel #glorioustrainwrecks. We've also got a Mumble voice chat server -- just connect to glorioustrainwrecks.com using Mumble and you can talk to us like real human beings! Join the mayhem!

After you've made your game, you should upload it here!

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Games made for Klik of the Month Klub #86

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Crypt 2: Crypt harder	08/26/2014 - 13:07	mutantleg		3
BOLLYWOOD PROUST READING	08/17/2014 - 11:00	lilinx.com		7
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz	08/16/2014 - 19:23	everythingstaken		10
Cheese Chaser	08/16/2014 - 17:59	teredactole		2

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Last Hoorah.zip

THIS IS MY LAST PIRATE KART GAME I SWEAR MAN. IT'S MIDNIGHT.

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space_engineers.love

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space_engineers.mac.zip

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space_engineers.win.zip

space engineerz is a good gme

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cardgame.zip

like pac guy this was going to be part of a minigame arcade thing in a bigger game I was making, but I gave up on it for now. this is like crazy eights if you ever played it but instead of 8 the wild card is 2. also the suits and numbers are a bit different (the numbers are ancient somali runes foiund in caves), it says the numbers underneath so you know. the hat joker guy (there is no joker card) will say random quips so to keep you engaged. this was made in game maker 8

Noyb has been using Klik & Play since the age of 12, and is grateful for this monthly dose of nostalgia. His other games include a Mario fangame where you fight a giant poop monster, an artgame where pachinko is used as a Freudian metaphor for awkward sexual tension, an adventure game where Admiral Horatio Nelson holds long conversations with thinly disguised videogame heroes, and a business sim about a company which sells no products.

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chatchatchat irc.freenode.net #glorioustrainwrecks

Ladies's Auxillary YIELDS to klikbot's event.. I posted this due to no oncoming events, less than 7 hours later klikbot SPEAKS ... I have parsed it to your liking. Leave input for more parsing, and please still stop by to say hello for the limboyear on the 19th and only come back a week from then if you were uhh, satisfied with the atmosphere that is terminal.

Has it been almost 2 years since we've obtained a Ladies' Auxillary Klik of the Month Ball? I know it's been 2 since the last successful dance. We obtained so much party favors and I summoned them every day back then and sent noisemakers and everything to friends adn family, or at least my brother who also plays kol, that's what I was doing in 2011.. Where were you?..

Here we have an open canvas... and an opportunity. The last one collected moth balls. But this time, I think opportunity arrives and with a little bit of planning we could have ourselves a ball that can be considered an event, one that can be remembered..

I hope eventually klikbot infiltrates this event and makes it his own or if someone thinks they can plan it better I will by golly retire my spot and make a better event.

I think everyone could use an uninspired light show since I'm sure I wasn't here but it rang the new year in like no other.. Chinese new year isn't till February 10, and if you follow it out, it's a 15 day Celebration. New year's eve is otherwise waiting for a ball to drop. But we here have an opportunity like no other..

It falls on this day... the 20th... Right between the first and the 10th of February.

So, get over the new year, Prep yourself in advance for the new year.. because it's still 2012 somewhere out there!!! If your birthday is a multiple of 12, you're still in your dragon year! Need a visual illustration? I spent many hours on this in... well.. 2011 because I was a week ahead rushed it.. Traditionally done, while I took the time and did each by hand, and now you can too! Move over dragon to amuse the snake. Talk about a year of fear.. Read up on the snake here and fear or no fear http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/snake.html

REMEMBER the memories of 2011 here!!!

Looking at that I don't wanna persuade you to take part but to at least ... celebrate the chinese new year with me. I know you don't do it.. or you do but don't celebrate the new year, so why don't we all set aside our differences ladies and men and have this ball, and meet right in between?
Let's do this to kick in a half-decent year and worst case scenario things go sour and we all part ways we'll always have this event to look back and say.. we did it.. Personally I'm up for suggestions.. even a hostile takeover if done diligently. those with the power edit in whatever you want here..

And chat with us why don't you? Obviously say hello during limbo year, but it's IRC on irc.freenode.net #glorioustrainwrecks a lot of us would like to hear from you, to say thank you for getting us to where we are, and it feels so formulated leaving comments in places you're not sure if the recipient will see without regularly clicking recent changes. Make a cameo and you'll be greeted as a friend and accomodated the best we can..

Take note the limboyear can be celebrated and partied over for the whole day, make a game, write a story, and say hello. and take care!

Games made for Ladies' Auxiliary New Year's Limbo Ball #17

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Realistic World War 3 Simulation	01/16/2013 - 16:10	Smedis2		1

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AlexanderShamilton.html

"It is my best work yet, however, it is my first work."
A collaboration with my friend A.

Starring Phil Collins and Alexander Shamilton.