The year is 1993. You are on Earth, but not the one more famously known. Today in your 12th grade Electronics 102 class, you're finding yourself bored of petty lightbulbs connected to tomatoes projects and have gone off searching the depths of the circuitry closet. Under a heapful of dust, you find a box declaring itself the holder of something known as the "MunsterBox", some kind of home entertainment "computer". What the heck is a computer? Might as well ask the teacher!
"Oh, that old thing, ha ha! MunsterBox, yes, I remember putting in the request for it on the school budget, as I figured it'd be a revolution in educational tools. Unfortunately, it ended up being a real bust, both my request and the whole 'computer' idea itself. It took several years for me to be granted the purchase, but by then the world had well known how useless and clunky this awful thing is."
You ask what is so bad about it. If it was so worthless it would have been recycled by now, right?
"Ah, I suppose I kept it for the same reason I keep all of the experimental relics laying around. You see, the MunsterBox can't do anything by itself. As you've been learning, normal electronic devices allow anybody to modify the entire structure at will, in a hands-on approach. This 'computer' requires you to buy separate, expensive cartridges that you need to shove into it. And what's more, almost every 'program' for it required special hardware extensions to even function!"
Oh, well that sucks. You guess it really is useless. You say you might as well put it back in the circuitry closest, and cover it up with dust again.
"Hm, you could do that, or you could open it up and see if you can get it running yourself. I've noticed your restlessness with the curriculum, so I don't have any qualms with letting you dive into more advanced areas. The manual for the MunsterBox is missing, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out. This model came with some kind of 'edutainment' program, it should be in the box somewhere. Good luck!"
You decide to tackle the challenge of the unknown, and start trying to piece together all the plastic screws, wires, and covered circuit boards that will hopefully become the forgotten "computer". After a few hours, having forgotten to move on to a different class because of your focus, you manage to put it together reasonably well, and find an outlet that accepts the battery plug.
Shaking it to remove embedded dust from years of neglect, you eagerly but carefully slide in the cartridge for "Sam the Shovel: Shocking Superglue Shenanigans!". This really must be old, you remember seeing re-runs of that cartoon as a kid! You push the "on" button, and watch the screen light up with a fantastic display of 2^8 colours, along with speakers blasting out 4-bit audio. What an interesting device... Now, how does one begin running the program?
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Controls:
up and down arrow keys - move through menus
spacebar - activate highlighted option
CREDITS:
game - mno
text - Unifont, Terminal, OpenSymbol fonts, and TextBlitter by Christopher Lightfoot
shovel clipart - https://www.kisscc0.com/clipart/snow-shovel-computer-icons-garden-tool-shovel-icon-ha8tsy/
everything else - Clickteam
Reinforce social mores and take a leaf out of the book of chivalry in
THE LAND BEFORE CRIME
A game about polite dinosaurs.
The time is right... for making videogames! The Timezone Lottery Klik Jam happens on the first Saturday of every month, at a time chosen randomly by our top-of-the-line numerical hour-choosing machines. This month, it takes place at 7:30 am UTC. Whenever that time rolls around for you, you have two hours to make a game!
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megacool | 10/02/2011 - 02:32 | anne laplantine | 0 | |
Unlikely Arsenal | 10/02/2011 - 02:48 | L | 2 |
A VERY REALISTIC simulator of the life of Nick Simmons! This one's for Windows.
Arrow Keys = Move
Space = Hit enemy things
Multi player game: First to collect 5 cherries wins!
Controls: Arrow Keys, WASD
one's thought is interrupted by another one.
Wanted to see if I could make a game in two hours using Klua.
This is a remake of the TI-83 calculator game "Aspirin" except with a flashing color background, a widescreen aspect ratio and more fairness (you'll never witness a laser spawning inside you).
Press F to enter/exit Fullscreen Mode so you can see just how awful your graphics drivers are at not creating a tear at the top of the screen when doing V-Sync. Or is it a LOVE/Klua issue? I don't know...
Music by Torley.
For Windows and Linux.
Happy Holidayz Kate B!
We didn't finish yet to do the game as we intended, so here is something small for the meantime, hope you'll enjoy it :)
Reminder of your request:
- A reference to/snippet of dialogue from "Bug Too!" (Sega Saturn,1996)
- Frills
- Balls-to-the-wall
- Heavy Metal
- Unashamedly Femme
- Looks "Christmassy" in some way
- Non-violent (slapstick violence is ok I just mean no blood or death)
- sincerity > irony (if forced to choose.)
(a bootleggy style is fine, does not have to look pro)
A bee is surrounded by blood hungry spiders. The bee can't fly over them because his wings are not working very well. So help him maneuver around the spiders. Use his psychic powers to kill the spiders by clicking on them. It's really cool. Reach the flower to win.