TWO HOUR KLIK N' PLAY SHOWDOWN

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STARTING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES

http://www.clickteam.com/webftp/files/6/10/KPSchool.exe

Do you have anything better to do? I DOUBT IT.

GO GO GO

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Here's mine!

http://www.rebelshaven.com/rbanias/roman1.zip

Alien Love Triangle!

Save your beloved fiance from the clutches of the Evil Alien! Press "shift" to shoot. Try to avoid the alien projectiles.

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Your "You Lose" screen is

Your "You Lose" screen is the embodiment of everything this site stands for.

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Huzzah!

Huzzah!

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http://www.sporktania.com/yar

http://www.sporktania.com/yarrrrr.zip

YARRRRRR! (r)
A game of intrigue, violence, and kangaroos

It's New Years, and the Man In The Moon is giving away free cheeseburgers for everyone! You are Bloodscourge the Time-Travelling Pirate, and with your trusty Tyrannosaurus Gun, you'll keep those pesky kangaroos from stealing your dinner!

Move and jump with the arrow keys. Use the shift key to shoot Tyrannosauruses.

EATING A CHEESEBURGER: 400 points
T-REX EATING A CHEESEBURGER: 1880 points
T-REX EATING A KANGAROO: 2760 points
KANGAROO EATING A CHEESEBURGER: -6280 points

This is pretty much the worst thing I've ever done.

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Nah; Leisure Quest Hunter

Nah; Leisure Quest Hunter was worse.

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I wish someone had a copy of

I wish someone had a copy of that, somewhere.

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE PARTS FOR FREE.

Also, wasn't Leisure Quest Hunter mostly written by you? Though, I will certainly grant you that Dorkgimp Weinerstink was worse. And The Alien Zit was probably worse still.

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OH NO SOON "DORKGIMP

OH NO SOON "DORKGIMP WEINERSTINK" WILL NO LONGER BE A GOOGLEWHACK

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8.5 years later, and this is

8.5 years later, and this is now playable in your browser. The future is weird.

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Here is a screenshot sent to

Here is a screenshot sent to me by Traces of Peanuts frontman Tim Nikkel, who unfortunately gave up on the project due to some bugs in Klik N' Play. I think we can all agree that it showed serious potential.

Six's picture

yon wicked wilde west

I had to go before the time was up, unfortunately, and I'm a little afraid to reopen the file now. But here are some shots!

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YOU CAN'T JUST TAUNT ME LIKE

YOU CAN'T JUST TAUNT ME LIKE THAT

Citizens demand a download link!

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Man, what you see there is

Man, what you see there is basically the entire game. It wasn't even glorious! Just kinda lame. I just made a new one for you by way of apology though!

Man, I could do this every day.

Hmm...

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"Unicorns Crapping Birthday

"Unicorns Crapping Birthday Cakes" should be its own genre.