STARTING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES
Do you have anything better to do? I DOUBT IT.
GO GO GO
Alien Love Triangle!
Save your beloved fiance from the clutches of the Evil Alien! Press "shift" to shoot. Try to avoid the alien projectiles.
Your "You Lose" screen is the embodiment of everything this site stands for.
A game of intrigue, violence, and kangaroos
It's New Years, and the Man In The Moon is giving away free cheeseburgers for everyone! You are Bloodscourge the Time-Travelling Pirate, and with your trusty Tyrannosaurus Gun, you'll keep those pesky kangaroos from stealing your dinner!
Move and jump with the arrow keys. Use the shift key to shoot Tyrannosauruses.
EATING A CHEESEBURGER: 400 points
T-REX EATING A CHEESEBURGER: 1880 points
T-REX EATING A KANGAROO: 2760 points
KANGAROO EATING A CHEESEBURGER: -6280 points
This is pretty much the worst thing I've ever done.
Nah; Leisure Quest Hunter was worse.
I wish someone had a copy of that, somewhere.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE PARTS FOR FREE.
Also, wasn't Leisure Quest Hunter mostly written by you? Though, I will certainly grant you that Dorkgimp Weinerstink was worse. And The Alien Zit was probably worse still.
OH NO SOON "DORKGIMP WEINERSTINK" WILL NO LONGER BE A GOOGLEWHACK
8.5 years later, and this is now playable in your browser. The future is weird.
Here is a screenshot sent to me by Traces of Peanuts frontman Tim Nikkel, who unfortunately gave up on the project due to some bugs in Klik N' Play. I think we can all agree that it showed serious potential.
I had to go before the time was up, unfortunately, and I'm a little afraid to reopen the file now. But here are some shots!
YOU CAN'T JUST TAUNT ME LIKE THAT
Citizens demand a download link!
Man, what you see there is basically the entire game. It wasn't even glorious! Just kinda lame. I just made a new one for you by way of apology though!
Man, I could do this every day.
"Unicorns Crapping Birthday Cakes" should be its own genre.