Game File: 

warp.zip

Your friend from school is trapped in the warp maze......

Arrow keys move, press down while on a warp to warp.

Game File: 

amazingwizard.zip

Amazing WIZARD must collect POWER GEMS
To DEFEAT the dreadful
COUNT DVORAKLA and TROLLEN.

What DANGERS await you?
Ages 7+ and UP...

Hey guys, remember Chainwreck #2? No? Well this will probably go as well as that.

FOR THIS EVENT, WE SHALL MAKE A PLAY IN KLIK AND.... PLAY.
Rules:
-You must make a chapter
-It must be related to the last part,
-It must be made in Klik and Play
-It must shouldn't be too short.
-It must have dialogue.
-It CAN be interactive.

AFTER THE EVENT IS DONE, I SHALL COMPILE EVERYTHING INTO ONE AND MAKE IT A FULL GAME.

Games made for Glorious Trainwrecks Presents: The Play

Game File: 

NITROWL.zip

You are an owl, and you drop nitroglycerin. It destroys the level! Get the delicious ham, that is probably actually a chicken leg.

I just got an Android phone, ostensibly to help me study Japanese on the go, but I've been downloading tons of free games as well. The latest freebie game I got is a shameless clone of Galcon named GalaxIR. It's not terrible, per se, but that's because all of its best mechanics are ripped from Galcon. Everything that it has added (including purchasable upgraded ships, bizarre limitations on how many ships can attack at once, overly aggressive AI, and a campaign mode which I will get to in a minute) is horribly unbalanced and awful. There is no sound, and the music sounds like a MIDI from a Sonic fansite on Geocities.

The real crowning achievement of all of this is the campaign. First, to even unlock it, you have to defeat three AIs on the "too hard for you" difficulty setting, which is laughably easy once you discover that the AI will attack your homeworld and leave itself vulnerable to a counterstrike on every other planet. After you've massacred the AI, you can start the campaign to "discover the GalaxIR history."

The campaign consists of 13 episodes, according to the description, but there are actually 15. They are a series of special missions, including "conquer some specific planets," "conquer all the planets," and "conquer some random planets." Each level is preceded by a bit of story that expounds upon the mysteries of GalaxIR.

Some gems from this amazing story mode:

"During 8 millennia, the MaxziimIR family has justly ruled the GalaxIR. But as every culture consistently shows in their histories, nothing is absolute except death."

"It is a drama; ZiggIR has already produced a lot of implants. He can now take the control of 50% of the population."

I think my favorite part of this is that the narrative switches from being an account of your history, to directly addressing you as a subordinate ("...but a flash on our RADAR appeared, sir..."), to complimenting you from the standpoint of a commanding officer ("Thanks to YOU the Emperor is now in power again!"). The specificity of controlling "50% of the population" is also hilarious. There's also a "holy Rising Star" macguffin in the beginning that is completely forgotten by the second mission. There are also references to the Third, Fourth, and Seventh Families, but those are all dropped as well. Sometimes, the scale shifts from describing a galactic conflict, to something like installing security cameras in everyone's house, and visiting your mother.

Apparently this was intended to be "season 1" of a long-running series, too.

All in all, it reads like Star Wars fan fiction written by a Dutch 10 year old with all the copyrighted names replaced with something that ends in IR that was subsequently run through Google Translate.

Oh, and one of the missions abruptly ends when you conquer a certain planet, and just turns the screen entirely yellow for 5 seconds. I thought the game froze, but apparently it's intended to represent an explosion that kills everyone.

So yeah. Recommended for download if you have an Android phone.

Game File: 

merry_klikmas_bc_.zip

This game is for bc_, merry klikmas!

I played a little fast and loose with your requests, but I hope its still alright! You mentioned liking euro western more than great american western and i didn't know what that means so i watched "My Name Is Nobody" on netflix and I still don't know but anyway i set the game in a desert with lots and lots (and lots) of cacti. You play as a feller with a rude finger that you can use to poke the villains that surround you. It's got klipart villains and it uses cooltext.com to generate the dialog reactions. a little mno guy will follow you around as well. i used some artistic license on him but i used your drawings so i hope that all works out. oh and there's an explosino when you beat the boss. Oh! and that music you linked. it's made in unity so i can't post the events per se but the source is here if you want it.

controls: WASD to move
mouse to point
shift to sprint
you can beat the banditos by rude fingering them

also make sure you're connected to the internet because it downloads the cooltext in real time

Game File: 

Kate Sloan and Her Magical Ukulele.swf

Play your magical ukulele and sing beautiful songs nonchalantly while evil bats try to devour your body!

so i was giving TGF 2 newgrounds edition a try. two words: it sucks

it created a lot of really really awful bugs and gave me the glitchiest game ive ever made.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/586658

Made for 1HGJ #223: Demons

Type the letters to make them bounce. Can you make the text DEMONIC?

Sources:
https://pixabay.com/illustrations/lava-cracked-background-fire-656827/
sound effects from Klik & Play/The Games Factory

Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a specific MIDI file from The Games Factory's library. As far as I remember, it's called "symphony.mid". Does anyone here have it?