Instructions: I don't even know. After I printed out the cards, the game I had in mind failed abysmally. Let me know if you figure something out.
The download is just a higher resolution version of the image above.
Why the fact that this isn't a game STILL ended up working in your favor:
1. It challenged me to make something up my damn self... which brought me to 2...
2. Hmmmm... since I buggered up on the time of this event and didn't want to cheat, that presented me with a way to redeem myself after the fact...
3. but... I no longer have the time I need to commit without taking away from other projects I have to get back to. NOW I FEEL PANGS OF REMORSE.
4. BINGO. It made me come away feeling something.
Also, I quite like the artwork.
Thanks a lot. It's a shame that a cruel twist of fate prevented Inappropriate Cannibal In The Sky from becoming a reality, but I have no doubt there will be other VGNG-themed events in the future. Maybe I'll be able to come up with an actual game then too!
You're NUTS if you think I'm not STILL going to make Inappropriate Cannibal In The Sky.
I decided I was going to generate a title right before starting in any case.
I just did... it would have been TRIBAL RABBIT HERO. I'm not too hot on that. Maybe it's okay that I didn't submit anything after all?
This is truly a relief.
We need more physical trainwrecks like this.