OK, so the first time I played this delightful physics-based beat-matching Flash game, I couldn't stop giggling to myself. Tying your keypresses to the strings of a retarded viking marionette is a stroke of genius.

Then I read the bottom of the page, which says "Press Caps Lock during play to utilize the physics engine to its full potential."

Holy shit yes. Best hotkey since "Hit C to smoke a cigarette".

Game File: 

TheBeginning.7z

If you extracted .jar to desktop run it by entering java -Xmx1024m -jar C:\Users\youraccountname\Desktop\TheBeginning.jar in cmd.

The game is bad but I was bored. I suck at java. I suck even more at every other language. I'm not really a programmer. I also probably suck at your definition of humor. Still, this site looks interesting, I might stick around. Cheers!

Game File: 

23cm_snails_worldwide.mp3

presenting my experimental atmospheric whatever single
for the album cover AI generation might have been involved

Game File: 

2015-5-16 PlingPlingValley.html

I don't think it is beatable.
I learned a valuable lesson: Even if I want the table to be more visually representative than fun to play, I should still test the tables while I'm painting them. I ended up re-doing a lot of the visual work just because I wanted the ball to be able to move around.

Game File: 

ParallelHoles.zip

Navigate the obstacle course using two mobile portals!
Use the arrow keys to move the portals.

Game File: 

dbz.zip

An exercise in sitting and spinning

I was gonna make a six-level table, but as I was making this I realized that with my current designs, having that many levels would be frustrating. So I just made a three-level table instead. You have to get out of a cave. Or something.

Digitized zine based on comics my friend makes about his dreams, made with DADADADADADA very loosely in mind.

If you reach a page without options, it's an ending, use your browser's back button or something.

Game File: 

thegroceries.zip

Viridian has to go buy the groceries,

but of course, there are some small inconveniences along the way...

estimated playtime: 15-20 minutes

Game File: 

Scroggle.zip

Description:
Boggle clone with 'Scrabble' scoring.

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