If you extracted .jar to desktop run it by entering java -Xmx1024m -jar C:\Users\youraccountname\Desktop\TheBeginning.jar in cmd.

The game is bad but I was bored. I suck at java. I suck even more at every other language. I'm not really a programmer. I also probably suck at your definition of humor. Still, this site looks interesting, I might stick around. Cheers!

Babbys first Klik game.

It's a simple coin collector, it only have 5 levels only 4 of which you actually play on.

It should only take under a minute to finish.

If it doesnt then contact your doctor because something is wrong with you.

Peace

-lin

I was recently contacted by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It seems sick little Tommy Dumouchelle's final wish was for his favorite game to fit his favorite movie. I couldn't turn him down.

Here's the original.

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a really bad game that's really good for being bad.
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press space as the spacebar symbol is on the gray rectangle!
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A lot of the time, the game is broken. but at least it counts as a game!

Do YOU have what it takes to yell at a child?
Holy SMOKES! Look at these features!

-> Real Graphics!

-> Pressing Moral Dilemmas, such as "when should I leave the intro screen", and "should i yell at a child?"

-> YOU choose the story! Will you yell at the child right away, or walk back and forth a few times, first?

-> Mind bending Puzzles! Can you figure out how to WALK ACROSS THE ROOM??

-> Nonstop Action! YELL at a child!! Hit restart! Do it again!

-> Authentic KHROMT poster! Look at it forever!

A collaboration with rhetoricstu that got weird.

I came late to the party, so knocked together a Donkey Kong clone.

It is terrible. I like the image I found for the win screen, though.

This is it. The Director's Cut. The Special Edition. With Gamestop Preorder Bonus. Everything up until now has been build up for this one moment. The pinnacle of human civilization. Download it. Play it. Feel it. Experience it. In four glorious colors.