omg it's ShitPong!

I was recently contacted by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It seems sick little Tommy Dumouchelle's final wish was for his favorite game to fit his favorite movie. I couldn't turn him down.

Here's the original.

Do YOU have what it takes to yell at a child?
Holy SMOKES! Look at these features!

-> Real Graphics!

-> Pressing Moral Dilemmas, such as "when should I leave the intro screen", and "should i yell at a child?"

-> YOU choose the story! Will you yell at the child right away, or walk back and forth a few times, first?

-> Mind bending Puzzles! Can you figure out how to WALK ACROSS THE ROOM??

-> Nonstop Action! YELL at a child!! Hit restart! Do it again!

-> Authentic KHROMT poster! Look at it forever!

You're the Krampus, and you're pooping on naughty children.

Yep.

now heres a game thats pointless unless you were on the chat when shit went down

gonna ball a sequel to an oldie to compensate

buggy and I'm pretty sure unwinnable

-----> [PLAY ONLINE (flash)] <-----

the version attached here has slightly better sound (but not 5mb better I just fucked up the compression)

Bat Pit is not a finished game. This is why you don't spend one-and-a-half hours working on your engine and fifteen minutes working on your game.

I am drunk right now

arrow move space jumps - avoid spikes get pots. at end of game hit escape

Save the olympics!