In this exciting simulation, you, Quasimodo, must get into the saloon.
However, a fearsome gorrila will not let you in, as he is the bouncer.
Use your skills to enter the building, and get a few drinks!
Left and Right: Move
Shift: Jump (no use)
Bump into the gorrila to negotiate.
YOU ARE A LONE TANKMAN.
YOU MUST NAVIGATE THROUGH THE MINEFIELD AND HOPE TO MAKE IT THROUGH.
ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?
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HOLD B TO INCREASE YOUR ASTONISHING 10 MHZ PROCESSING POWER EVEN FURTHER.
PRESS A TO BE A TURING MACHINE.
hit ramming speed and hit george bush to win
Based on a bad joke involving the protection of a fridge in my buddy's apartment while we were moving his stuff in. Use the arrow keys to defend, q to return to the title screen.
Somebody asked for an obnoxiously hard nose-picking game with racecar movement in the spreadsheet. No idea if this is what they had in mind. Probably not.
This is my first attempt at an art game.
It's really deep and makes you think.
I've always wanted to make Contra with Mouseaim, but life has a way of getting in the way. Fortunately, I had an excuse to hack together this game during the few evenings when I wasn't totally worn out from my jorb.
Play until you die, basically. That's a good life philosophy.
Created with help by Safety-Based Rope.
Music by Safety-Based Rope.
Dying sounds from Starfox (StarFox? Star Fox?) 64.
Collision sounds by Paul Meier and ClickTeam Extreme Sound Studios For Sounds Packaged with Multimedia Fusion 2 and some camera noise.
Yeah I know it's really ugly. Also it contains way more pixels than computer screens normally have so just shrink it down a bit or something. It will probably even tone down the ugliness a bit.