Well, its not good in any sense of the word. ...or really done in any sense of the word...but its here.

You get the same ending by dodging the car for long enough and for crashing into it, I didn't have enough time to do different endings with 2 hours.

But yeah, move the mouse to dodge the cars whilst driving home to play the next totally new and original Call of Doodie game!

This was going to be a bit longer, so if anyone wants me to do all that I planned, I guess you could beg me until I do.

Made in Java instead of Klik and Play, because I'm an idiot.

It's been a long time since I'd made a game for GT; here's my homecoming. It's great to be back.

Today, in MANIC SWORD MAN:
You are Jimmy James. Your book has been translated into Japanese, and then that translation was translated back into English. The results were less than satisfactory.

Take out your frustration by chopping up as many of the books as you can. Wade through the wreckage with the ARROW KEYS.

Inspired by my partner's love for the old television show News Radio. Title and game mechanics from the Video Game Name Generator website. Some sounds made with the free application bfxr, while others were made with my voice and a crappy dictaphone recorder. SDK was MMF2.

Copyleft 2013 let-off studios.

Enjoy!

UPDATES: Description and game updated to fix typos. Cheers to thesycophant for fact-checking.

oh my god it is now 2 in the morning

I did not intend to spend 6 hours on this

I am sorry Adam Saltsman and Danny B. Style for taking your work and adding so little

I am sorry Pizza Time for putting pants on your magnificent pixel Santa sprite

(but you can hit shift-P to take them off)

Deliver presents to all of the children of the world! Don't fall off a building before you finish or Christmas will be ruined!

YOU MUST DEFEAT ALIENS
PRESS Z TO FIRE

YOU MUST SIMULATE RUNNING IE ON YOUR PC.
THE MOST ACCURATE SIMULATOR EVER!!!111

BEHOLD! A BUNCH OF STOLEN GAMES BECAUSE THAT'S PART OF THE JOKE!
Anyways im tired screw this description

BONUS MASTER NINJA CHALLENGE
Can you identify all of the games used in this?!?!?!?!?!

you are the he men
you must Z to swrod skeletore because ht es evildsf and heesd to dei
remeber z ro sword and looks at the accurate bloods pshyciscs

Press Z to shoot.
I don't know either.

I have no idea why I made this. Press Shift to fire, and you have 2 shots per "barrel".
Enjoy.

IS'T ADVENTURE TIME!
DEFAT IEC KANG!!!!!!!
PRESS SHIFTS TO JUMP AND z TO AtAcK!