I once knew about DooM and i made this one back during the spring of 2014 while i was gone of Glorious Trainwrecks, this time a parody .wad and it has hard levels, full of suprises, other stuff you might not know and for the first time on Glorious Trainwrecks...CUSTOM SPRITES, CUSTOM ENEMIES AND BOSSES, AND CUSTOM SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This wad might not work in DOSBox and you might need Zandronum or just ZDoom (it's not tested on this) because this wad is full of custom stuff. Some friend of mine gave me rude reviews and i had to not support this anymore, until i decided to post it in Glorious Trainwreck, considering one of my memorable stuff i ever made.
The story so far (as told in the title screen's instructions replacement gfx):
one day someone named VALLETTA was playing horror games all the time, 3 hours later, he was tired to play these games so he went to bed, sleeping on his comfortable bed during at 1:50 P.M., he started dreaming, a really strange, weirdest, crappiest, heckiest, and sh**ty dream, all it has started as weird people walking around the streets, then several weird creatures appear and start fuckin up the world, then everything got bizzarre, aswell this ain't very good, VALLETTA has to try escaping the dream, but where he will end his dream?
WARNING: This wad might contain ear-rape sounds as this is a traumatic parody and might contain some suprises (and creepy sometimes in the halfway), and sometimes it can be hard to complete the rest of the game, play at your own risk, you might don't even bother asking help, because i don't even still update this wad anymore.
The very first Glorious Trainwreck Wolfenstein Episode! Ten levels, five authors, one episode (plus a Wolfenstein remake made by mutantleg! Not included in this file)
1. Outbreak - Cycle
2. Pgilstein map 2 - pgil
3. Creepy Pasta - ShineSyndrome
4. Could be worse - Cycle
5. Pgilstein map1 - pgil
6. My level - fabienporee
7. ESCAPE! WOLF SPEAR OF CASTLE DESTINY'S CHILD - Pizza Time (added and edited without permission to complete the episode!)
8. Barrels - fabienporee
Boss - Gretel's Grotto - Cycle
Secret - EPISODE TWO SECRET AREA - Pizza Time
Arranged in order of difficulty and mindfuckery, lowest to highest. Barrels is quite something. THE ONLY REASON MY LEVEL IS FIRST IS BECAUSE I ADDED AN ENTRANCE TO THE SECRET LEVEL, OKAY, IT NEEDS TO BE ON THE FIRST LEVEL.
I tested every single level to make sure it was possible to complete them. It's possible (though I had to edit a couple which had level breaking bugs in vanilla Wolf), but some SURE MAKE IT DIFFICULT. SDLWolf (or whatever) is included in the zip for convenience, but feel free to use your own port of choice, or good ol' DOSBox! NOTE: NewWolf seems to cause a few problems here and there.
No custom title screen, sorry! Maybe for when we add another episode!
Remember, if it's too difficult, press the L,I and M keys at the same time to cheat a bit. Cheater.
I felt there weren't enough games with zombies in them so I made a Wolfenstein 3D level that only uses zombies.
I'm actually quite proud of this one. I think the design is quite good and there is a little story going on but it may be hard to tell. There is a very elaborate secret area.
There are multiple difficulty levels, so try the first one if it's proving to be too hard.
A bit of a "troll"/joke map here. But don't worry! It's very easy to complete. I just think it's amusing.
I have no idea why I made this. Press Shift to fire, and you have 2 shots per "barrel".
Run around punching red guys who turn into confetti when they explode. See how many you can kill before being killed yourself.
WASD moves, Mouse looks, Left Click to punch
Because the previous version just wasn't BRAIN enough!
New features include*
- Better Collision!
- ... Actual Collision!
- Moar Awesome!
(*may or may not include!)
Brace yourselves! It's an action-packed, fun-filled adventure into the depths of the dungeons! It's gonna be wild down there!
(I spent too long on this ;_;)
Planned for this to be bigger and better by about 4-6 hours of work, but had some problems with Unity mostly caused by being an idiot and lacking sleep :) Oh wells! Playable at least.
at last, a first-person shooter that portrays women characters REALISTICALLY!
this game was designed by men's rights forum "men going their own way" poster xtc. i just implemented his vision.
featuring the voice of my favorite dumb bitch.