Capturing all the playability of modern association football simulators, but casting aside the unneccesarily accurate attitude towards gurning celebrity players, basic rules, and all that other stuff.
You have just completed the most important game in the history of video game-dom. You have bridged the gap between literature and luderacy. You are such hot shit. You made a game about nothing. You are so clever. Holy shit you are the cleverest person in the world. Only one question remains in your mind. MAKE THE CHOICE.
Reinforce social mores and take a leaf out of the book of chivalry in
THE LAND BEFORE CRIME
A game about polite dinosaurs.
I'm not at all sure how to even talk about this one, but I'll give it a shot. It's about the ephemeral sum total of user experiences, so as a singular user you won't see the whole, and really it will be a waste of your time. I'll never see that sum total either, because it isn't real in any real sense, I'll just know it exists. It's also about the things I worry about as a designer that a player will never notice, but that I still consider my job to worry about. It's also about opening the box and finding out the cat is dead, and the sort of freedom I, the person who put the cat in the box, gleam from the possibility space collapsing irreversibly. Except instead of a cat it's this dumb thing that is a waste of your time regardless of if the cat's alive or not.
I haven't figured out yet if people discussing it among themselves ruins or redeems the project.
So please enjoy wasting your time for me on this meta-garbage non-game!
thanks ~
My Spring Santa game for everythingstaken!
Features:
High scores are not (currently?) remembered by the game. 64-bit Windows or Linux is required. Please get in touch with me if you'd like to volunteer for making a Mac build!
Tattoo You Game Jam: The Jam About Permanent Markings
You have about a month to make a game about tattoos, brands, scars and other permanent markings that go on people. This is a low-pressure, supportive-environment game jam that is open to all formats. Content should be considered PG-13 or PEGI 13. Otherwise, please follow all GT content guidelines and don't be a jerk.
Make a game that answers one or more of the questions above, and submit it here to GT before the end of the jam.
Name | Created | By | Screenshot | Comments |
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Contract of Faust | 04/28/2019 - 11:46 | gisbrecht | 3 | |
How'd You Get That One? | 04/26/2019 - 20:31 | spiral | 6 |
well,
what to say?
after 98 iterations of "platonic football" i can only say that "platonic football '99" will be my final take on this game. i am aiming for perfection this time.
this is true football. in its platonic, ideal way.
yesterday evening i did a first, loose take on player movements, not quite happy how it came out... so today i will figure out how to individualize each player, to give them more unique movement patterns.
stay tuned...
tl;dr: a two player football game
this game is worse than the original 30x times
Space mouse simulator. Made in <24 hours. Music by Nerdo.