Army of alien invaders from outerspace are trying to invade.

Mission: destroy invaders, before they invade.

(Note: they will inevitably invade but you must get the highest score so you can brag about it in the afterlife)

Controls:

- Left/right arrow key = maneuver spaceship
- Space key = shoot missile
- Up arrow key = turbo speed boost
- Pause/break key = exit game

Game File: 

Power Up questiomark.zip

Shoot down aliens! 5000 weapons to choose from! (No, seriously.) Also, there's a boss!

Does this fit the theme? Quite definitely! Nothing says "Pokemon" like "massive amounts of stuff that nobody needs or will ever find useful!"

Okay, so it doesn't make any sense, but it only took an hour. So there.

Game File: 

Dragonsanta.zip

ack in olden tymes, during thy reigne of Queene Henry XIV, Santa Clause was a Dragynne! He doth deliverith presentse to the nice children, and did burne downe yon houses of thy naughty. Take controle of Dragonsanta in this historically accurate Renaissance Simulatione, and useth yon Psychic Dragone Powers to feparate the nice from the naughty. Try not to punish good childrynne or reward bad ones!

(Partial game design credits go to my four-year-old son, who suggested I make a game about "alligators fighting with dragons." When asked for a more festive idea, he offered "dragons in Christmas.")

(May have problems working in Firefox for some people?)

Game File (Mac): 

pw99.swf

Game File: 

01ballmaze.zip

some warmup game

Game File: 

dfu.zip

USE MOUSE

Step 1: Release Dynamite
Step 2: Wait
Step 3: Catch fish

no ending or title screen or whatever
to get in your way to enjoy a little quiet fishing

Just a little shooter thing. I had problems getting started, so I only ended up with about an hour. Ah well. It's something!

--CONTROLS--

Mouse to move
Click to shoot
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Destroy enemy ships for score
Collect debris to increase ammo
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Game ends if an enemy ship gets past you, a ship hits the player or if you run out of ammo

Another dumb score thing. Shoot cow-men, but try not to fuck up the walls too bad~

Fellow trainsurfers, I am moving my ass interstate (Sydney, to be precise) in pursuit of the three pillars of society: beaches, bitches and a philosophy major. So, I will be MIA like olivia newton-john's boyfriend until I get my computer working, an internet connection, and a fixed address, and not necessarily in that order. Needless to say I will miss this month's KotMK. Also, needless to say, I'll be back, with a head full o' ideas and salt water.

Until then!

Keep the spirit alive, etc.

I was on Twitter recently saying how there aren't enough games in which you're a Roomba.

So here's a game where you're a Roomba. Clean up as much dirt as you can in 45 seconds (timer measures half-seconds), getting bonus time for each dirt speck collected.

Arrow keys control the dang thing; you can't move forward while turning (intentional behavior).

Roomba sprite reference

Music is based on plugging in the name "Renegade Roomba" into Dunc's Algomusic IIIb.

Game File: 

Watch Ducks Legacy.zip

WHITHER the POINTS you've gotten? Have they disappeared into the abyss? NO MORE!

Now your POINTS can last FOREVER!

In this game, YOU will WATCH DUCKS from a PARK BENCH.

WATCH the DUCKS and get POINTS! The game ends when you hit ESC! Get as many POINTS as you can!

The latest entry in the long-running WATCH DUCKS series, WATCH DUCKS LEGACY keeps your points and allows you to keep them on for eternity. New bonuses and secrets abound!

• First new WATCH DUCKS game in five years!
• Auto-save feature keeps every point you get!
• Retains gold and silver duck enhancements from Watch Ducks II!
• New ducks!
• New two-color sprites and higher resolution (240x200)!
• Many secrets!

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Please enjoy this very late entry to the anniversary celebration, a sequel to the very first game I submitted to the site!