Game File: 

MOTOROBO.zip

robots hate motorcycles, they see it as a mockery of their mechanical life

You are a gibbed head in Quake. You need to roll around and find your body before it respawns! But it may be too late...

A game by Thanny Mack (thannymack.com)

Game File: 

Inspector Bones alpha.zip

Inspector Bones is a 'nu lo-fi, point and click adventure game made in Scratch, which I havnt finished. You play as the Flap Cap wearing inspector whose mother has been kidnapped in exchange for 5 bucks. you must gather this cash and you will meet many characters and do many illegal things. I hope you will find the game cheerfully depressing in some way.

IMPORTANT:
you will need Scratch to play this, which is free and small to download. Click the green flag to play
also, on the map (in the drawer) dont click on the movie cinema, because I never finished coding that yet.

This was made in 2011 when I was depressed
It is inspired by the indie game Ben There Dan That

Thanks

WARNING: EPILEPSY? DON'T!
Frogs are a diverse and largely carnivorous group of short-bodied, tailless amphibians.
The Universe is commonly defined as the totality of existence.
You are dead. You have been selected to enter the inner sanctum of all creation.

WASD/ARROWS = MOVE HERCULES BEETLE GET SO HIGH
POINT N CLICK / SPACEBAR = DELETE A FROG

There is a BIG LOADING. Then you can meet FROGS FOREVER! Try hiding behind that thing. CLICK N DRAG THAT ONE THING

Game File: 

pooltable.zip

Edit: and actually there's a lot of language on the first board, since it was like being in an irc channel you don't really fit in, but you just kinda watch. so yeah, that's a warnainatiable

Enjoy it, it's a lot like being in #teens on austnet.. Confusion, it's about watching and listening. This is probably one of my fav oldschool releases. Disclaimer, #teens had a lot of language and suggestive, very suggestive stuff, so the first board is full of a lot of that. Basically it turned #teens of all places into a place you could go, with a bar and you could spin bar stools. So take effect. As far as ungotten references, nobody gets them, not even me. It's #teens.

Pick up lyon if you need a runtime, otherwise dosbox it.
http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/Lyon.zip